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What Columbus Saw When He Pulled Up — 8/10
“He Came, He Saw, He Drank That Away.” Gaius Gurius Locksmithus
Surprisingly, this video gets the highest score from me.
Pros: successful neuro-music, it's pompous, the emphasis is placed at the end. The text is quite slow, with pauses, allowing you to grasp the text and smile. The girl is pretty.
Then I also realized that Revan chose a very harmless video. I listened to the next one (which starts with the words "I drenched my grandma in seaman"), and there's a bunch of jokes about pedophilia, serial killers, terrorism, and motherfucking. It's just awful. Apparently, this is a whole genre, some kind of crap like a garbage truck.
Against this background, the jokes about Columbus can be said to be childish and harmless.

Warhammer 40000 - General overview of the universe — 7/10
Unexpectedly useful video. It might not be funny, but I saved it, thank you. When I need to delve deeper into the lore of Warhammer, it will be very helpful.
I watched it about the Chaos gods. I found out that I was pronouncing it incorrectly before, Slaanesh instead of Slaa'nesh.

The Animated History of Every Green Lantern [DC Comics] — 3/10
I heard that Robin is not one person like Batman, but several people who take turns. Apparently, this Lantern is the same.
The topic is not close to me, it wasn't funny. I also had the feeling that, like Ment, they are spamming with memes that I'm not aware of.

The best dr. House scene ever — 4/10
It wasn't funny. At first, I was afraid that I wouldn't understand without subtitles, so I went to Google what miasma is. Then I realized that it was unnecessary.
Plus one point for Hugh Laurie's acting.

Fitil "Simple Situation" (1992) watch online — 4/10
Oh, I didn't like it, although "Fitil" is supposedly a sign of quality. I can immediately name 3 Fitil episodes that were very funny to me. But this one wasn't.

Bear asks to eat — 4/10
I think I saw this many years ago. The bear is funny, but not enough.
This video reminded me that we watched it with school friends in the pre-internet era, exchanging this kind of content on CD-ROMs. The famous John West commercial.

"SHTYRKА" - PAUM GDYUM GDYAM —
See, I told you!
I collected the ones from Revan, Heroist, Ara, Alex, Kosha, Moni, Astral.
Well, that was obvious from the beginning, because I've already "tested" it on other people, and no one understood me either, even those I was counting on.
For me, the humor and meaning are not in the man's antics, but in how other people react to him. There is such a palette of bright emotional reactions, looks, surprise, shock, wow!
Plus, there are many micro-gags, for example, where (presumably) off-screen, some old woman crossed herself when she saw him / or she crossed herself, and he was not taken aback and crossed her in response.
Plus, I like the camerawork, it was possible to add dynamics even where there is none, and a little pathos.
Plus, the audio is good, juicy.
Plus, the atmosphere is close to me personally, I spent more than half my life traveling in such commuter trains and constantly saw all these people.

Ment, there's more. But for me personally, it doesn't have much value anymore, because it's just jokes in themselves, without passersby.

normal san andreas review — 3/10
Pretty girl, pleasant.

It reminded me of a legendary joke:

“And we also went to pick mushrooms
...
But we're afraid to go on the old road, because that's where those... aliens are!
What, haven't you heard?
...
They're making our lives miserable here, we can't even go to the store!
And they fly and fly, they fly and fly!”


If You're Dead Just Come Back To Life — 2/10
It didn't evoke any emotions.

a psychotherapy session with Dugin — 4/10
Alex, it's meme-worthy, but it was better with Dmitry Smirnov that time.

Barbecue ORK | Dungeon Soup — 1/10
Cruel, disgusting.

The most epic fight in the history of cinema (Death Mask TV) — 2/10
Very bad. The emotion smile43 is the only thing I got from watching it.

В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.

I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better

Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается