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You might as well suggest I grow a beard and go bald.

you can always go bald later.

:(

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Added 1 hour 51 minutes ago
I read a little about what happens to the body when a bullet or projectile hits it. Almost nothing good. That's why I'm afraid of these automatic weapons.

Almost nothing is good.

What if it's a beer-soaked map?

I don't drink beer; my mom doesn't allow it.

Added 57 minutes later
I'm actually planning to live at least until 2193. Maybe I'll die then, but not completely. And here's some guy named Sashaorel saying that we need to grab an AK-47 and go die. In my opinion, he's an idiot.

That’s right, beer is for Dwarves, not for Ogres.

My plan is to live at least until 2193. Maybe I'll die then, but not completely. And here's some guy named Sashaorel saying that we need to grab an AK-47 and go die. In my opinion, he's an idiot.

Actually, countries are held together by people like that, while all sorts of losers just empty out grocery stores, and then bread prices go up.

Congratulations, Drakkosha. Even though we were never friends.

Added 8 hours 33 minutes ago
I'm not even an ogre yet, what am I, an ogre?

My mom is the biggest ogre in the world.

Added 11 hours 29 minutes ago
I counted that I have 26 books, 15 cassettes, and 24 discs in my personal library.

Added 48 minutes ago
Humans are generally weak creatures. One bullet hits, and they're dead. And on Darkside, they just blast them with rockets and tanks. So, if you want to die, welcome.

Added 1 hour 3 minutes ago
"Zhi-shi" should be written with the letter "i." The exception is "zhizn" (life).

Added 9 hours 17 minutes ago
As a child, I was obsessed with the American Vulcan minigun. Then I realized it was stupid. Why waste so many bullets when you can kill with one? They came up with something ridiculous. Just like all these Transformers, combat robots, various anime supervillains, Hulks, and other nonsense.

Added 2 minutes ago
Hang in there, Alexigl. When you return from the front, you'll get fat and become huge.

not all ogres are fat; in Heroes 3, they look normal.

Really? And you call yourself normal. Have you seen the Orcs there? Or the Pikemen? So, who's fatter?

Well, they're still thinner than in Warcraft, but back then, there wasn't a trend for fat Ogres yet.

Seriously, kid, where did you come from? It's 2024+, and you're reminiscing about some old game with only 3 heroes.

Added after 22 hours and 39 minutes
And by the way, I saved a guy the other day. He was lying near my house, having a stroke. I called an ambulance, and I kept nudging him so he wouldn't die. They took him away, and I'm a hero.

Hey, are you drunk?

Sanya, are you okay?

What are you doing, getting drunk?

Yes.

Added 2 hours 58 minutes ago
My shoulders and butt have become wider, and my leg has grown a little. All my socks are now too small. The pain is annoying; I'm just staying at home now.

Added 1 hour 29 minutes ago
My Dracula boots broke. It's hard to order new ones. Now it's just sneakers, hardcore style.

Added 14 hours 20 minutes ago
I had a friend in school. I've already written about this. He once said that his height of 170 is normal. The internet says the same. But I can't understand why? What's so magical about that number? Why not 190, 210, or 240? Anyway, I never understood. In the end, this guy remained short. I think he's...

Added 4 hours 50 minutes ago
He's getting really fat. He wasn't that thin to begin with, but now that he's stopped doing squats, the fat just keeps piling on.

based on what's happening in the neighboring thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm584AnOw0w&t=38s