We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious. Auto-translated

You might as well suggest I grow a beard and go bald.

you can always go bald later.

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I read a little about what happens to the body when a bullet or projectile hits it. Almost nothing good. That's why I'm afraid of these automatic weapons.

Almost nothing is good.

What if it's a beer-soaked map?

That’s right, beer is for Dwarves, not for Ogres.

My plan is to live at least until 2193. Maybe I'll die then, but not completely. And here's some guy named Sashaorel saying that we need to grab an AK-47 and go die. In my opinion, he's an idiot.

Actually, countries are held together by people like that, while all sorts of losers just empty out grocery stores, and then bread prices go up.

not all ogres are fat; in Heroes 3, they look normal.

Really? And you call yourself normal. Have you seen the Orcs there? Or the Pikemen? So, who's fatter?

Well, they're still thinner than in Warcraft, but back then, there wasn't a trend for fat Ogres yet.

Seriously, kid, where did you come from? It's 2024+, and you're reminiscing about some old game with only 3 heroes.

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And by the way, I saved a guy the other day. He was lying near my house, having a stroke. I called an ambulance, and I kept nudging him so he wouldn't die. They took him away, and I'm a hero.

Hey, are you drunk?

Sanya, are you okay?

based on what's happening in the neighboring thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm584AnOw0w&t=38s

I need to grow another 25 centimeters. Then I will reach my desired height of 220 cm.

He's getting terribly fat. He wasn't that thin to begin with, but now that he's stopped doing squats, the fat just keeps piling on.

Soon there won't be any food in Chelyabinsk, and then he'll lose weight.

Sanek looks at you and smiles. He probably wants to eat.

I don't have money for a tattoo. And I haven't bulked up yet, as much as I need to.

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My neighbors threw out this thing, and I'm going crazy. I wanted to take it for myself, but I don't have anywhere to put it. And it might not even work.