We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

Really? And you call yourself normal. Have you seen the Orcs there? Or the Pikemen? So, who's fatter?

Well, they're still thinner than in Warcraft, but back then, there wasn't a trend for fat Ogres yet.

Seriously, kid, where did you come from? It's 2024+, and you're reminiscing about some old game with only 3 heroes.

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And by the way, I saved a guy the other day. He was lying near my house, having a stroke. I called an ambulance, and I kept nudging him so he wouldn't die. They took him away, and I'm a hero.