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Of course, there is one on RABota. I defeat him every day.

I wish I had downloaded Heroes 3 instead

Where can I download it?

We don't transform into Ogres anymore; everything is serious now.

I played Warcraft, and Ogres are quite easily defeated there.

Besides, this is unrealistic.

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Or maybe it's real. I'm not sure.


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Rockford from Chip 'n Dale also looked like an Ogre. Just a smaller version. He always tried to drown Fatso.

And Drakkosha and Ment got married and left the forum?

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My mom was quite tall in her youth, about 178 cm. Now she seems to have shrunk; old age is no fun.

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I have a problem. My shoes don't fit anymore because my foot has gotten bigger. So now, I can only wear regular shoes. And surgery is just something fantastic. I don't believe in such things anymore.

By the way, bring back Ment and Drakoshka. And Plesen.

Oh no, not Moldy again.

Still hasn't grown yet.

Looks like Sanya crapped himself and didn't turn into a cyber-ogre.

The light bulb on my computer burned out. This is the beginning of the end.

Already 3 sorceresses. And one wizard.

I have 29 samiks left until I reach Shaq. And that's without shoes.

Unfortunately, Loken, the plan with the girl for plugging the ogre is also failing. The tallest woman today is only 215 samiks tall. At this point, the only option left is to turn into an ogre yourself.

Loken, according to the child growth formula, a woman would need to be 268 cm tall, and there hasn't been one like that in the entire history of mankind. Even several surgeries would be simpler.

Reaching Shaquille O'Neal's height is actually doable.

Here's proof that I'm not a dwarf. I'm wearing regular shoes, standing next to two women who are about 160 cm tall. So my height is 182-184 cm in regular shoes. Normal, average height.

Plesen is back. But you're still a shorty.

That depends on who you're comparing me with. If it's with cyber-ogres — then yes, I'm short, I won't argue. But if it's with you, Nebok... Hehehe, I'm probably still taller than you.

And cyber-ogres aren't even on the horizon yet. In the whole world, you could count the candidates for cyber-ogres on your fingers, and on the streets there aren't any at all. And it won't happen anytime soon. Maybe in about 500 years they'll appear.

Anyway, I've already said it. If the skull doesn't grow, you can forget about increasing height.

I saw your photo, Nebok. You're getting older, how old are you now?

Everyone gets old. But at least I'm not fat like some people. By the way, it's obvious that you're wearing platform shoes and even standing on your tiptoes. If the women are under 160 and also standing farther away from you, then your real height is at most 175. Ah-ha-ha, lol!

I just went to eat at the student cafeteria with our freshmen. I didn't feel small at all—it was fine, there were plenty of people shorter than me. There are no cyber-ogres and there won't be any. Evolution has ground to a halt; all the giants died in the '80s.

Only Uncle Stasik is still growing. The guy is 60 years old, used to be 192 cm tall, now he's 196 cm.

Nebok, you haven't seen Sanya the T-Rex yet—he's really 230 cm tall. I'll show you sometime.

For now, I'm off to play some Diablo.