We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious. Auto-translated

Slavery is worse than death

TRUE! 🙂

(except for slavery of a woman)

NOT TRUE! 😠

Alice just wrote to me that there are only about 3,000 people in the world who are taller than 213 cm. That's like an entire army of ogres. And not a single one who is 236 cm tall and weighs 320 kg. There have never been any like that in history. Well, that's what Yandex says, but as usual, I don't believe it.

Don't listen to him; Portos in "20 Years Later" weighed at least 320 kg, and he was probably also 236 cm in width.

I googled it; it's a Soviet film, and a regular guy played the main role.

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And I recently met my old school friend, Vanka. He hasn't grown at all; he's about my shoulder height, but back in 8th grade, we were almost the same height. I asked him, Vanya, why are you smoking? He's a programmer, just like Arandor.

But I'm not a programmer.

Even I know a little bit about programming, and it seems like everyone here is a programmer.

If I were a programmer, I would create a computer genie, like in *Science Fiction*. Did you watch that series when you were a kid?

No. Is this something from the 80s?

From the 90s...

Sanya, did you know that the Dark Queen from Battletoads is 213cm tall?

Not impressive. My mutation has stopped. I'm 189 units tall, which is small for an Ogre. I don't know, maybe I'll grow more in the summer. I want to order growth pills.

A friend of mine, a shoemaker, refused to upgrade my elevators. What a jerk. I won't get my 204 Samik.

Although, I could find another shoemaker, in theory.

I measured the potential upgrade and stood next to Dennis. He's still taller. Not by much, about 4 Samiks, but still taller. Dennis is still awesome.

But Raisa Musina has become smaller. That's what she deserves, you little brat, hahaha. UGMK sucks.

I probably won't be able to grow any taller, just like that. My height is stuck at 182 Samiks. I'm about shoulder-height with Shaq, well, maybe not quite as short as Jackie Chan, but still, it's sad.

I was just thinking, why "growth"? Why not "wrist," or "rust"? Why not "tsor"?

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Loken, do you know Slavik KPSS? And Big Rashen?

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And I remembered something else. It was in Warcraft, Shadowlands. I was riding through the lands of angels, and some troll hunter attacked me. Well, I took him down. It was strange.

And this was a long time ago. Some gnome killed my character 6 times. It was in Outland. Oh, I was so mad back then.

And I studied in an advanced economics class. In 9th grade, we had the supply and demand curve. I just can't seem to remember it.

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I also remember Sanya from university. He lived in a small one-room apartment with his mother, and he had an old computer. I don't know what happened to him now.

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Loken, do you know how to increase fist size? Ogres have huge fists. And Shaka has enormous hands. I doubt he got that way just by playing basketball. He has some secrets. Maybe he's using steroids?

Loken, do you know Slavik KPSS?

I know him. And I even saw him in my "early childhood." He seemed like a strong guy, but he caught some illness and died in '91, not even reaching his 70th birthday. But he managed to have some descendants...

I noticed a trend where English-speaking incels would gently tap their chins with a hammer, supposedly to develop a more chad-like jawline over time. It probably works for the fists too.