Posts from ☀️ Arselia and Akonia Auto-translated

Enio Revayp - 5/10 (not the most beautiful girl, even in that dungeon, let alone the city)

You really want Giona to be poisoned again...

You really want Giona to get poisoned again...

[DATA DELETED] let him get poisoned

You.

There's a problem: I'm dead.

There's a problem: I'm dead.

I think Rinze can help her loyal servant with that. But since Revyn's kung fu is stronger than Rinze's, I wouldn't count on it 😈

- Alright, let's go. Every journey begins with a single step.

Lord and Ayano enter the WunderSchönes restaurant, where they are met by the piercing, yet indifferent gaze of a red-haired woman.

- You finally arrived? Well, prepare to meet your end.
Ignoring the strange comment from the unfamiliar woman, Lord introduces her.
- This is Trude; she used to be a famous warrior from Farrellia, but for some reason, she decided to work in the kitchen. - Judging by the lack of other customers, the restaurant was reserved for them in advance. - For some unknown reason, she doesn't like foreigners.
- Unknown? - One of the red-haired woman's eyebrows twitched nervously. - People like you and your idiot friend, Lance, only bring trouble here. And who is this? - She glances at Ayano.
- This is Ayano; we came to your glorious city for a date.
- On a date? You?... - Not believing the man's words, she looks at his companion, waiting for an answer.

- On a date? You?.. - He didn't believe the man's words.

So, even NPCs think he's a nerdy virgin...

Added 3 minutes later
Well, I still had some doubts before, but now I'm 100% sure that Locken's theory, that he was the one who left the quest asking to pretend to be a girl in front of his classmates, was correct. Since even his acquaintances don't believe it's possible...

I changed Enio's rating, let it be. Just in case he actually reaches that level.

Drako Mellis - 3/10 (no comment)

:pensive:

Changed Enio's rating, let it be. Just in case it actually reaches that level.

And no cat is needed...

At the docks of Gillon, he pulled his cloak's hood further down and raised the collar so that his face was not visible, and he walked like that all the way to Carneola. Only when he was in his room did he exhale.
Home. Finally home.
But even now, here, he cannot relax.
Someone tried to poison him. Someone tried to kill him. He miraculously survived, but there is no guarantee that they won't try to kill him again.
He won't leave the house until the main team returns.
He gives Nisho her raincoat and asks Astellia not to shoot him when she delivers food from Lepota (he's dead, completely and utterly, and this is for a new recruit), in return, he offers help with cleaning, attaching shelves, wallpapering, fixing the shower faucet, etc., anything that can be done around the house without leaving the walls of Carneola.
In the evenings, he avoids turning on the lights in the room and always keeps the curtains tightly closed. He also tries not to be visible in front of the windows on the ground floor. He's in full-on paranoia mode.
Nisho is also warned not to say that he is alive, ideally not to mention him at all.

In other words, even NPCs consider him a nerdy virgin...

Added 3 minutes later
I used to have some doubts, but now I'm 100% sure that Locken's theory, that he was the one who left the quest asking to pretend to be a girl in front of his classmates, was correct. Since even his acquaintances don't believe it's possible...

The quest author was a stutterer. It wasn't Lord.

Sabdrat Pigzon - 1/10

Beata doesn't realize what she's missing out on...

- Ah, it's... a long story, and not a very simple one... In a nutshell, you could call it a "fatal mistake." A-ha-ha... ha... - she sighed, politely bowing her head. - My apologies if our presence here is unwelcome.

What color is it tinted?

Beata doesn't realize what she's depriving herself of...

Does he really have water up to his knees there?

[DATA REMOVED] can go ahead and rant

You inspired me to have some rather far-reaching thoughts about how Metarma could be (and ideally should be) an SCP-like object with special containment conditions, including love, care, and never giving the slightest reason for jealousy.