Goomer comes along and spends his daily message limit just to try and "execute" me.
Because he was whining with his "the link doesn't work, I didn't even open it, boo-hoo," instead of actually trying to help... oh-oh, what a pun, claws and Crabby, oh-oh... well, you get the idea... sorry.
Let's execute Yaschur instead.
Okay, the execution of Crabby is cancelled, Yaschur will be hanged by the tail.
Also, I noticed a funny thing: if you Google "Chinggis Khan of Gilead," the first result is a comic about Chinggis Khan, and the third result is a link to "The Fall of Gilead." Yes, it's a bit of a stretch, but it's better than nothing.