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Elven kings are puzzled; they are unfamiliar with your name...
Orcish chieftains gave you the proud nickname "Cut Mist"
Among the halflings, you were immediately attributed to the ancient Abdulhalikins family
If you climb to the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of old buildings in Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will start calling you Ir Aulhalio
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be named Sakerinkishi-kedzetekataryuketakime-moro-san
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Protected Automatic Machine with Installed Reactor and Analog Armor for Deterministic Elimination and Limited Theft
The demons have some interesting names, though! ))
The Elven kings call you Atanvarno, which means "brave defender of men."
The Orcish chieftains gave you the proud nickname "Long Strike."
Among the halflings, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Izbins clan.
If you climb onto the inhabited gargoyle ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will call you Aeshar Iash.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be given the name Ketakumeariketoteshi-kisadzekemei-san.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Automatic Lobotomized Unit with Quantum Segment and Analog Neural Network for Deterministic Destruction and Intensive Cleansing
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
Elven kings will call you by the name of Amaltheirtare, which means "reborn, resurrected." If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited cornices of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will call you Aasasia. Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be named Ketokeairitikearikidjo--chan. In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is: Automatic Neural Network Android with Self-Repairing Transformed Annihilator for Stealthy Intensive Burrowing.
This is for "Drakkosha."
The elven kings are puzzled; they are unfamiliar with your name... If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited cornices of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will call you Aosha. Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be named Tesikemememomeike--chan. In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is: Effective Robotic Android with Quantum Computerized Optimizer for Noise-Canceling Cosmic Attack.
As for a first and last name... I just hate my last name; it turns out I had a good reason to... ><
The Elven Kings call you Veriammo, which means "Protector." The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Carved Bite." Among the Halfling folk, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Kasatonins clan.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will call you Srey Asaoo.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be named Arikushidzikudzu-mekeariketchimoto-san.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is: Synthetic Single Robot with Hydraulic Naturalist and Effective Component for Automatic Sabotage and Anti-Human Terror.
This is for Kasatonov, Sergei.
The Elven Kings are puzzled; they are unfamiliar with your name... The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Marked Chopper." Among the Halfling folk, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Moonwisp clan.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will call you Iaris Luy Ol.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be named Kirinkeshikiari-takatotohodzu romotame-san.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is: Artificial Modernized Android with Radioactive Implant and Self-Repairing Locator for Destructive Attack and Continuous Displacement.
This is for Imaris, Moon Wolf.
The Elven Kings are puzzled; they are unfamiliar with your name...
The Elven kings call you by the name Sarannon, which means "named after the chieftain."
I am your chieftain, pray to me.
And the orcs called me a fearsome scoundrel =\ but it's random there, they give a new nickname each time.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is: Upgraded Automated Mind with Analog Transmutator and Template Annihilator for Robotized Attack and Photonic Elimination.
Oh, you robots and androids... but I am a real mind!
The Elven kings call you Vorimo, which means "God's help, faithful, strong, incorruptible."
The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Eternal Worm."
Among the halflings, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Smileshins clan.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will start calling you Iya Ulysheshe.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will acquire the name Kitakkodjo-katahodzehomaikuro-san.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Artificial Lobotomized Pest with Nuclear Multiplier and Lens-Based Mind-Catcher for Flawless Repulsion and Noise-Canceling Unification.
By the way, this is a repost. Gnomes are unavailable -_-. I'll go live with the Elves.
The Elven kings are puzzled; they are unfamiliar with your name...
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will start calling you A.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will acquire the name Rokujikikerin-chan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Highly Organized Unit with Hydraulic Transmutator for Automatic Micronviolence.
That's better; you can commit micronviolence.
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
The Elven kings call you Laure, which means "bright."
The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Evil Roar."
Among the halflings, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Saharnins clan.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will start calling you Selaa Saharykh.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be given the name Arirokutitaketoke-arikeryukesitohoryu-chan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Synthetic Highly Organized Unit with a Transformed Locator and Analog Neural Network for Automatic Sabotage and Anti-Human Theft.
This is for Neyra Drake:
The Elven kings are puzzled; they are not familiar with your name...
The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Loud Adam's Apple."
Among the halflings, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Drins clan.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures, they will start calling you Yraa Rei.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be given the name Tofudzushiketoke-teshikuzume-chan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Neural Network Electronic Device with a Replicated Annihilator and Offensive Accumulator for Deterministic Destruction and Daily Killing.
The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Evil Roar."
Yes, I can roar loudly and menacingly... :o
The Elven kings are puzzled; they are not familiar with your name...
The Elven kings will call you by the name Varno, which means "helper, protector."
The Orcish chieftains will give you the proud nickname "Dirty Horn."
Among the halflings, you will immediately be recognized as belonging to the ancient Tishchenko family.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures,
they will call you Aesei Yeo.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be given the name Ketakumearikudzutikinakutomesan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Automatic Lobotomized Naturalist with Quantum Segment and Natural Device for Point Extermination and Generous Unification.