Name translator.

The Elven kings are puzzled; they don't recognize your name...

The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Swiftfoot"

Among the halflings, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Whitings family.

If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of old buildings in Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures,
they will call you Lar-Eye.

Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be given the name Takisakete-rokedzuti-san.

In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:

Lobotomized Artificial Probe with Automatic Replicated Deconstructor for Possible Attack and Effective Terror.