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The Elven kings call you Vorimo, which means "God's help, faithful, strong, incorruptible."
The Orcish chieftains have given you the proud nickname "Eternal Worm."
Among the halflings, you are immediately recognized as belonging to the ancient Smileshins clan.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures,
they will start calling you Iya Ulysheshe.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will acquire the name Kitakkodjo-katahodzehomaikuro-san.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Artificial Lobotomized Pest with Nuclear Multiplier and Lens-Based Mind-Catcher for Flawless Repulsion and Noise-Canceling Unification.
By the way, this is a repost. Gnomes are unavailable -_-. I'll go live with the Elves.
The Elven kings are puzzled; they are unfamiliar with your name...
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures,
they will start calling you A.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will acquire the name Rokujikikerin-chan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Highly Organized Unit with Hydraulic Transmutator for Automatic Micronviolence.
That's better; you can commit micronviolence.
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!