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This is for "Anastasia."
Elven kings will call you by the name of Amaltheirtare, which means "reborn, resurrected."
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited cornices of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures,
they will call you Aasasia.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be named Ketokeairitikearikidjo--chan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Automatic Neural Network Android with Self-Repairing Transformed Annihilator for Stealthy Intensive Burrowing.

This is for "Drakkosha."
The elven kings are puzzled; they are unfamiliar with your name...
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited cornices of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures,
they will call you Aosha.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be named Tesikemememomeike--chan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Effective Robotic Android with Quantum Computerized Optimizer for Noise-Canceling Cosmic Attack.

As for a first and last name... I just hate my last name; it turns out I had a good reason to... ><

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