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The Elven kings will call you by the name Varno, which means "helper, protector."
The Orcish chieftains will give you the proud nickname "Dirty Horn."
Among the halflings, you will immediately be recognized as belonging to the ancient Tishchenko family.
If you climb onto the gargoyle-inhabited ledges of the old buildings of Ankh-Morpork and speak to these stone creatures,
they will call you Aesei Yeo.
Among the demons of the Land of the Rising Sun, the yokai of your consciousness will be given the name Ketakumearikudzutikinakutomesan.
In the Unified Galactic Droid Classifier, your designation is:
Automatic Lobotomized Naturalist with Quantum Segment and Natural Device for Point Extermination and Generous Unification.
