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What shall we name the establishment?
a good
Heroes universe
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
(by the way, it's unclear why monarchy doesn't work that way)
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
European gardeners fight snails by placing plates of beer on their plantations. The beer-loving snails get drunk and drown in the intoxicating drink.
Hedgehogs love not only milk but also beer and wine, but when they get drunk, they become easy prey for predators because they don't have time to curl up into a ball when danger approaches.
Monkeys' love for alcohol sometimes costs them their freedom. Knowing that primates are not indifferent to alcohol, local hunters catch them, using this harmful weakness. The hunters go into the forest, bringing a large keg of beer and several mugs with them. In front of the monkeys, the hunters drink beer, then go a short distance into the forest and hide in the bushes, watching the animals. The monkeys immediately come down, surround the keg, and get drunk to the point of being senseless. It is easy to pack up the dead-drunk animals.
Elephants make their own brew. They dig a pit with their tusks, carry all sorts of tropical fruits there, and cover them with leaves and grass. When the mixture starts to ferment, the elephants come to this place and consume it. Drunk elephants wander aimlessly through the forest, trumpet loudly, and make a commotion.
Robins and thrushes occasionally peck at overripe apples and berries and then fall into a deep sleep right on the branches. In this state, they can be caught by hand.
Bees and wasps are notorious alcoholics. When scientists gave bees a choice between a sugar solution and an 80% alcoholic beverage, the bees chose the alcohol without hesitation.
Rats simply love beer; it is best to add poison to beer to exterminate rats.
Rats simply love beer; it's the best thing to add poison to in order to exterminate them.
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after whose demise Archibald Ironfist comes to power.
Was he pulled out of a statue in the RPG series? And I immediately thought it was a stupid idea.
Reading you makes me want to play Heroes 5 for the first time, and then I remembered that it's been more than ten years since it was released.
Where do we end up when we save the world?
Did they pull him out of a statue in the RPG series? Because I immediately thought it was a terrible idea.
Did they pull him out of a statue for the RPG series? I immediately thought it was a stupid idea.
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And then nothing is heard about him.
Why? He ended up in a laboratory on a separate island near the elves (the same 7 Might & Magic) and most likely pursued a career in science.
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Okay, guys. I have a problem. There’s this cat hanging around near our building, and I fed it once, and now it won’t leave me alone. I’d happily turn it into soup, but my mom says I should keep feeding it. What a pain, I don’t know what to do.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день

