Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I love writing long texts and then forgetting what I started writing about.

Ghost, your office has been completely moved to a large landfill far from Ponyville, the sign has been preserved, you're welcome. Invite Lordesata to visit.

Actually, if you think about it, there's something in common between Ghost and Morti! They are both Necromancers.

it’s not a masterpiece yet. far from it.

Your Stalin is outdated, sir.

My Stalin is fine; it's clean and of good quality, while yours already smells and looks very unappealing.

Sir, I would say that with your taste, your steel is simply atrocious, and your markers are faded and expired, but that might cause you psychological trauma, so I will simply say that you are wrong, sir.

And you don't know German.

And you're a noob.

Alex, after all this time you've been gone, have you forgotten how to distinguish colors? Imaris is actually a blue pony; check the signature ;)

Listen up, sweetie, here's the deal: you're either with the ponies, you're pink, and you're pony-friendly, or you're not with the ponies and you get kicked out to Lordesat.

a stoned pink pony