Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Sir, I would say that with your taste, your steel is simply atrocious, and your markers are faded and expired, but that might cause you psychological trauma, so I will simply say that you are wrong, sir.

Sir, you are a hypocrite, an ill-mannered type, an absolutely unintelligible representative of a minority, and just a stoned pink pony.

And you don't know German.

I didn't learn it, and therefore I simply say: "if I stand up, you will lie down" - verstehen?

And you're a noob.

Said the noob)