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Speaking of the Guardian Sanctuary, I just fought an opponent with this amulet, and I was mowing him down so much that he only managed to place one ward during the entire game.
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Alexander:
Glorious beautiful hair that billows in the air as he charged into battle
Conquered most of the known world.
Rides a badass chariot pulled by dragons
Commanded the greatest army of his time
Can attack 14 times per turn.
CHAAAAAAARGE
Albert: Insecure loser who dyes his hair black after evolving.
Edgelord who uses two swords (probably related to quickblader)
Leads a dopey order of M E M E K N I G H T S.
Can only attack twice. Sad!
Watches hentai.
In conclusion: if your swordcraft husbando is not Alexander, you have poor taste.
Can attack 14 times per turn.
You're just making me like Albert more. Back off before hissharingansaber strike takes your boy down.
Alexander is an HGH freak on a Segway. Albert has two swords so he technically attacks 4 times. Alexander has NO swords. Now I'm not a mathematician, but last time I checked 14 multiplied by no swords equals LAME.
Albert is comfortable with his sexuality and collects only the rarest and most premium doujins. He shops at the best stores and has the trendiest body pillows. They are freshly starched and immaculate.
Alexander rubs Cool Water samples from magazines on himself instead of showering. Alexander spanks it to the JC Penneys catalog into an old gym sock.
I see, since Albert has two swords he attacks four times. So since Alexander's chariot is pulled by 3 dragons and he has a spear, he actually attacks 56 times.
Also I asked my math professor and he said your calculations are incorrect. It is actually 4 attacks multiplied by 0 spears and 0 dragons equals worthless vial fodder.
...You didn't deny the Cool Water samples and old gym sock.
Ahem leans into mic clears throat
Wrong.
didn't realize alexander was trump
i guess the hair is kinda similar
Alexander: Can't hit face
Alexander prefers to fight people who can hit back.

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Gameplay is f*cking aggro cancer
Deck building has no sense
Niche decks
just one playable archetype per class
art is childish
boring filler cards