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As waves of pro-democracy protests continue in Actaea, with several actually toppling long-standing regimes, your advisers fear the protests could soon hit Kittypink.
There are too many democrats around here, you see. By the way, this is the same issue where I put drugs in the water. And I'll put some more in now, because it seems like they're starting to wear off.
"It's not our war? It's not our war?" cries the infamous Drakkoshka-born fascist Natalia Empire. "Well, maybe it's time it became our war! Drakkoshka should take a more active, and by 'active' I mean 'hostile', role in international politics! This ethnic squabbling will be over when the war is over, and WE can end that war and purge the impure! I’ll build my own empire, with blackjack and hookers! Sieg Drakkoshka!"
The Kittypinkians are bothering me again.
"Foreigners are a major cause of civil disturbances," begins Matilda Eliot, whose opinions form the book '101 Arguments FOR Slavery'. "What we should do is make all immigrants, foreigners, and non-native Drakkoshka folks slaves! I mean, who in Drakkoshka wouldn't like a minority slave group to do his bidding? Imagine! People could be bought and sold over the Internet!"
Siv, what are your Steelmen doing in my Drakkoshka?
I’ll build my own empire, with blackjack and hookers!
Blackjack and hookers are always a good idea; it's quite strange that no one has made a game about it yet. By the way,
49 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Rex Ventorum, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. 49 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Rex Ventorum, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
Income equality +3, stupidity +1, IQ -1. Well, at least I've caught up with the orange and red factions in terms of IQ.
Added 10 minutes later
Develop an extremely strong timber industry
This is actually funny, because I didn't get a bonus to this industry.
As tourists flock to Arkondia in record numbers, some citizens have begun to complain of rowdiness and invasions of privacy from those visiting from other countries. There are calls for measures to slow the tourism industry.
Perhaps I should analyze this here, just in case someone else wants to avoid making the same mistakes.
Issue 1. "Death Penalty on Death Row?" I've already dealt with this; I allowed criminals to go to their deaths with a teddy bear. Everything was fine; tourism didn't decline because of this. Issue 2. "Maxtopians Demand Return of the King." I didn't give my museum exhibits to other countries. Logically, this shouldn't have reduced tourism. Issue 3. "Digital Revolution Requires Re-evaluation." I removed censorship on television. It doesn't seem like anything special. Issue 4. "Expats Plea For Help In War-Torn Country" Well, here's the apparent culprit.
3. "That's a good point," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Civics. "Our people are the generators of the economy. The expats should be allowed to come back, but only if they stay. If we keep letting our citizens emigrate, then we're losing our doctors, our teachers, our skilled and unskilled workforce to damn foreigners! Close the borders to those wanting to leave our nation. If they can't see how wonderful @@NAME@@ is then we'll make them!"
Following new legislation in The Great Water, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
I have no idea what the chosen third option has to do with the outcome of the issue, or what the text of the outcome has to do with the decline in tourism. But I warned you. ;)
В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.
I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better
Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается
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