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What shall we name the establishment?
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I’ll add:
Come on, let's go to the mausoleum of Mullah Muhammad Jan...
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
But there are ways to present this in a way that is acceptable from the church's point of view – a certificate from a mental institution, backdated, staging a murder... And it will cost much less than an apartment.
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And it's better not to use a machine gun, but a bow. A longbow. An English one. It will be more effective...
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
And that's only because of age. By twenty-five, health problems will start, then depression, and by thirty, I'll shoot myself in the head with a machine gun, and my wife will have to sell the apartment to pay for the funeral.
No, that's not our method. With a machine gun... First, who's going to give it to you? Second, do you even know how to use it? Did you beat King's Bounty, or did you just skip it? And third, the process would be much more interesting with a crossbow in the bathroom. Without any drama and with an unpredictable outcome.
But in general, as the song goes, "Suicide is no longer a war."
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
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Although Death of Discworld is, in his own words, an anthropomorphic personification, he stopped using traditional skeleton horses long ago. He got tired of the hassle – he constantly had to stop to reattach parts that fell off during the ride with wire. Now, his horses are invariably made of flesh and blood, and of the best breeds.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕