Граф Орлов
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And that's only because of age. By twenty-five, health problems will start, then depression, and by thirty, I'll shoot myself in the head with a machine gun, and my wife will have to sell the apartment to pay for the funeral.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers