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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#62156
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There are no healthy people, only those who haven’t been thoroughly examined yet.
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#62157
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Well, that’s why I wrote “relatively.”

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I’ll add:
Come on, let's go to the mausoleum of Mullah Muhammad Jan...
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E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
#62158
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You’re probably the only one like that.
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#62159
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And that's only because of age. By twenty-five, health problems will start, then depression, and by thirty, I'll shoot myself in the head with a machine gun, and my wife will have to sell the apartment to pay for the funeral.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
#62160
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Suicides are not given a church funeral.
But there are ways to present this in a way that is acceptable from the church's point of view – a certificate from a mental institution, backdated, staging a murder... And it will cost much less than an apartment.

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And it's better not to use a machine gun, but a bow. A longbow. An English one. It will be more effective...
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#62161
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You just didn't get the reference. But anyway, self-immolation is better and more effective. And the pain will cleanse you of your sins. Maybe.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
In reply to Граф Орлов
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#62162
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Alexeagle
And that's only because of age. By twenty-five, health problems will start, then depression, and by thirty, I'll shoot myself in the head with a machine gun, and my wife will have to sell the apartment to pay for the funeral.

No, that's not our method. With a machine gun... First, who's going to give it to you? Second, do you even know how to use it? Did you beat King's Bounty, or did you just skip it? And third, the process would be much more interesting with a crossbow in the bathroom. Without any drama and with an unpredictable outcome.

But in general, as the song goes, "Suicide is no longer a war."
Вдруг, откуда ни возьмись, ниоткуда не взялось.

Музыкальное оформление.
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#62163
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Guys, you don't get it. Alex made a reference to a brilliant work by a great writer, where an officer, during "training exercises," shot himself in the head three times with an automatic rifle.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#62165
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By the way, I watched Winx Club. It's a good cartoon.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#62166
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My Arvak got sick :( I don't know which mod did this, but now instead of a badass, hellish horse from the depths of the underworld, I have a sad, bony nag.

А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#62167
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Although Death of Discworld is, in his own words, an anthropomorphic personification, he stopped using traditional skeleton horses long ago. He got tired of the hassle – he constantly had to stop to reattach parts that fell off during the ride with wire. Now, his horses are invariably made of flesh and blood, and of the best breeds.
What I'm getting at is... get yourself a decent horse. There are many good breeds in Skyrim, especially with mods ;)
 

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#62168
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But Arvak is the best mount ever.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#62169
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А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕