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If you have never stayed in a maxule.
Когда рестартов не осталось, обязательно ждите Гурниссона без балисты:D

Комплимент который сделал мой день:
Катя ЭПИК барышня) вы бы видели как пялились на её сиськи молодёж) я та с девушкой был) но всё равно пялился ) потому что хорошие) (с) Browser

Слабая раздача, которую заиграл исключительно из-за колпака на 111. (с) Сатир

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If you didn't give up after capturing Dragon Utopia.
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Has anyone written about the issue with morale dropping in the Necropolis? If not, has anyone complained about the morale of the Dwarves? (Battles with them last many turns, but not much time passes – it seems that the percentage of morale triggering is higher). Has anyone had problems with morale dropping on equipped units? Was there anything else? I haven't seen it mentioned in streams, like when the creatures are morale-boosting and preventing Armageddon.
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didn't the game come to you in a dream (inspired by Cobra)
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...didn't quit the game forever after a frustrating loss and didn't return the next day.
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-if you haven't written 112 and quit the game, knowing you don't have it.
-if ГО has never once taken you.
-if on the grass in a max gnome mass slow on the first week, it only hit one stack
-if for the first month after registering on HeroesWorld you can't find an opponent and after about three hours you delete him "like you found him"...

I'll add a bit more after a drink:D

-if you haven't necromanced 20k liches against the computer and visited all the stat boosters on the world map
-if you haven't replied to your spouse "wait a second, you see a turn has come"
-if you haven't judged an opponent's skill by the number of messages they've written
-if you've barely restrained yourself from making a sharp comment on a streamer's stream (and vice versa)
-if on Anarchy, a Peekodril didn't show up with three gargoyles
-if out of six stacks (standard) on Jebus Cross, five didn't get morale
-if you passed the turn and went for a smoke, but the turn didn't get passed
-if you haven't taken the Ulities on day 114 week 1 with 75 dwarves

-and finally, if you haven't blown off "all" problems and simply sat down to play Heroes, hoping that "everything" would resolve itself)

a good, subtle topic....(for above-average intelligence)
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...if you haven't tried to use the "Demon" spell with a red orb. ...if you haven't wasted turns due to misclicks. ...if you haven't run around the castle when you clicked on it to enter, even though you were already inside. ...if you haven't started a battle instead of placing another unit on the tactical map. ...if you haven't moved a unit to the edge of the battlefield instead of opening the spellbook. ...if you haven't tried to resurrect someone after the bot's last attack, only for them to die from a counterattack or morale, and then kill your unit. ...if you haven't lost your army because of an empty prison or Pandora's Box.
"Никто не уходит из героев вечно", - убедился на личном опыте, гоняю в сингле до сих пор :D
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...didn't press the auto-battle button (A) instead of wait (W) in the final battle.
Стримы HMM5 на полных картах мод TE:
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Alex_nv - draw - Vovan112013 летос 236

alex_nv wrote: Наконец то нормальная игра с открытием половины карты.
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if you couldn't fall asleep after a postponed match because you were pondering "what to do next," even though your eyes were closing at the moment of the save, and the next day, in every free minute of work—and sometimes instead of it—you would build and build those numerous plans..;
didn't play 2 matches simultaneously;
didn't rejoice in victory like a small child;
didn't write a report of an already victorious nature during the match;
didn't lose a many-hour match due to a trivial mistake made as a result of being distracted by family or phone calls;
didn't build 6-7 guilds in search of control;
didn't quit for various reasons and then return later;
didn't criticize heroes for the terrible waste of time, but still continued to methodically pour and pour your life into them..
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if you didn't recruit schoolchildren for Fire Magic and then for Navigation.
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Иногда для того, чтобы продвинуться вперед нужно сделать несколько шагов назад
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Her own luck didn't ruin all the plans regarding the resurrection or killing of the compo-hero.
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:smile08: if you’re not a cheater.
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PutinKING
- if you didn't type 112 and quit the game, knowing you didn't have it.
- if ГО never once picked you.
- if on grass with mass Slow and maximum Gnome, you only chained one stack in the first week.
- if for the first month after registering on HeroesWorld you can't find an opponent and after about three hours you delete him "like you found him"...

I'll add a few more when I've had a drink :D

- if you didn't necro 20k Liches against the computer and didn't visit all the stat boosters on the world map.
- if you didn't answer your wife "just wait, can't you see my turn has come"
- if you didn't judge your opponent's skill by the number of messages they've written.
- if you barely held yourself back from making a sharp comment on Twitch stream (and vice versa).
- if on Anarchy, Pikodril didn't show up with three Gargoyles.
- if out of six stacks (GO) on Jebus Cross, 5 didn't get morale.
- if you passed the turn and went for a smoke, but the turn didn't pass.
- if you didn't take the Pandora's Box on day 1, week 1, month 4 with 75 Gnomes.

- and finally, if you didn't ignore "all" your problems and just sit down to play Heroes, hoping that "everything" would sort itself out)

a good subtle topic....(requires above average intelligence)
I second every point, especially the last one:smile12: :smile33:
Смотри только вперед, не оглядываясь. :smile14:
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...wasn't overwhelmed by the size of the PhysEd building.
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Haven't opened the save file:smile52:
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