- if you didn't type 112 and quit the game, knowing you didn't have it.
- if ГО never once picked you.
- if on grass with mass Slow and maximum Gnome, you only chained one stack in the first week.
- if for the first month after registering on HeroesWorld you can't find an opponent and after about three hours you delete him "like you found him"...

I'll add a few more when I've had a drink :D

- if you didn't necro 20k Liches against the computer and didn't visit all the stat boosters on the world map.
- if you didn't answer your wife "just wait, can't you see my turn has come"
- if you didn't judge your opponent's skill by the number of messages they've written.
- if you barely held yourself back from making a sharp comment on Twitch stream (and vice versa).
- if on Anarchy, Pikodril didn't show up with three Gargoyles.
- if out of six stacks (GO) on Jebus Cross, 5 didn't get morale.
- if you passed the turn and went for a smoke, but the turn didn't pass.
- if you didn't take the Pandora's Box on day 1, week 1, month 4 with 75 Gnomes.

- and finally, if you didn't ignore "all" your problems and just sit down to play Heroes, hoping that "everything" would sort itself out)

a good subtle topic....(requires above average intelligence)