-if you haven't written 112 and quit the game, knowing you don't have it.
-if ГО has never once taken you.
-if on the grass in a max gnome mass slow on the first week, it only hit one stack
-if for the first month after registering on HeroesWorld you can't find an opponent and after about three hours you delete him "like you found him"...

I'll add a bit more after a drink:D

-if you haven't necromanced 20k liches against the computer and visited all the stat boosters on the world map
-if you haven't replied to your spouse "wait a second, you see a turn has come"
-if you haven't judged an opponent's skill by the number of messages they've written
-if you've barely restrained yourself from making a sharp comment on a streamer's stream (and vice versa)
-if on Anarchy, a Peekodril didn't show up with three gargoyles
-if out of six stacks (standard) on Jebus Cross, five didn't get morale
-if you passed the turn and went for a smoke, but the turn didn't get passed
-if you haven't taken the Ulities on day 114 week 1 with 75 dwarves

-and finally, if you haven't blown off "all" problems and simply sat down to play Heroes, hoping that "everything" would resolve itself)

a good, subtle topic....(for above-average intelligence)