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"Is a bear more like a dog or a cat?" - That's a sure way to die. There's a tiny chance of slashing its belly and, while it's trying to stuff its guts back in, attempting to escape, but it's a tiny chance. "If you encounter a wild cougar/wolf/leopard, 99.9% of the time, you won't even have time to be scared, let alone draw your knife." - That's just your imagination. Watch animal fights. See how cougars and leopards first attack large dogs, and then, after unsuccessful attempts to kill them, they run away. I haven't personally dealt with leopards or cougars, but I know cats very well. And I have experience with dogs. If I know that I can deal with a large dog even without a knife in 90% of cases, then with a knife, a cougar, leopard, or jaguar has no chance against me. But against a tiger or a lion, I have no chance. Therefore, I would eliminate them. "I heard that animals are terribly afraid of the human voice." - Not at all. They're not afraid in the slightest. It's just that dogs have hearing 50 times better than humans. That's why so many dogs get lost during New Year's holidays. Imagine 50 firecrackers exploding at once next to you... And a voice... Well, would you like it if 50 people shouted at you at the same time? The voice isn't the main thing. The main thing is to remember your advantages (higher primates have strong bones. Striking techniques against vulnerable spots of animals work great) and the weaknesses of cats and dogs (it's easier to break a cougar's ribs than a human's).

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"Tigers are an endangered species and don't try to attack humans." - Read Wikipedia. The Champawat tigress killed 436 people in Nepal and the Indian region of Kumaon.

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"Tigers are an endangered species and don't try to attack humans." - Read Wikipedia. The Champawat tigress killed 436 people in Nepal and the Indian region of Kumaon.

Gash, how old are you?

Let's have a poll and try to guess.

Yes, this is a clone of Dark Jack, don't pay attention to it.

"You know, wolves hunt in packs, right?" - 2 wolves kill a person with a knife. 4 wolves kill a person with a pistol. There's no chance against a pack, but I love dogs too much to, as a God, destroy their ancestors (wolves and jackals). By the way, look how the wolves cower before the Alabai. By the way, becoming a God, I would also think about Alabais, Caucasian Shepherds, Bullmastiff Terriers (I wouldn't touch Dogo Argentinos or Bernese Mountain Dogs under any circumstances) and some other breeds.
"There, a leopard was mentioned, which ate about 400 people." - without knives or with zero knowledge. Here, in schools, they teach chemistry, physics, and other nonsense that 99% of people won't need in their lives. But they don't teach how to handle dogs. I am a volunteer at shelters for homeless animals with many years of experience, an animal rights activist. People like me, graduates of the Nizhny Novgorod Cynological Academy (it's not called that, but I'm used to saying it. And honestly, it's crazy that there is only one educational institution in ALL of RUSSIA that teaches professional dog handling!) and veterinarians wouldn't have let this happen. But an inexperienced person, the leopard would, of course, eat.
"400 fewer fools" - 400 untrained people or people without knives. And the leopard would have killed me if I hadn't had a knife. It's more difficult to deal with than a dog. And I don't have any practical experience. Only theoretical knowledge on how to kill large cats.
"Well, it happened in India, and 400 units mean nothing to them." - It's not nice to talk like that. Indian coders are some of the best in the world.
"It's boring to be a god." - It's a big responsibility. If you have a conscience. Unfortunately, judging by our, God forgive me, "God"...

In 90% of cases, I can deal with a large dog even without a knife.

I can handle a stray or poorly trained domestic dog. It might even be possible without a knife. There will probably be some injuries, but that's just how it is. An ordinary German Shepherd will easily overpower me. No question about it. Unless, of course, it's given that command.

A puma, leopard, or jaguar has no chance against me.

When was the last time you teased a house cat?

I once dropped a cat down the garbage chute from the 8th floor when I was 10...

"Gash, how old are you?" - I'm from St. Petersburg, and you're from Yekaterinburg. So, nothing will work out between us. That is, if we lived in the same city and you had a figure that wasn't much less attractive than my second wife's, I might, out of the goodness of my heart, have made you happy... But alas, it's not meant to be... So, there's no point in answering.

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"When was the last time you teased a house cat?" - I had a cat. The third fall from the balcony turned out to be fatal. Two cats. I never teased either the cat or the cats. At an animal shelter, I caught cats that ran into the corridor and needed medical procedures. I held them while the veterinarian worked. I don't tease anyone because I'm kind. (Bobrov, having become a God, won't offend!)

It's interesting to know that you're attracted to men, but unfortunately, our tastes are completely opposite in this regard. But don't worry – we have a progressive forum, so your preferences won't be judged or discriminated against in any way.

Unfortunately, I am 100% heterosexual and cannot derive pleasure from men ((( I just thought that if you were interested in me, you could understand that I am male. And since it was clear what my gender was, you were interested in my masculinity, which shone through in my texts, and wanted to get to know me better... And why else would you ask about my age? By the way, if you are not a girl, why ask such a strange question?!

Come on, don't try to excuse yourself. They've figured you out.

"Come on, don't try to make excuses. They've figured you out." - Is this really directed at me? I'd be happy if I were bisexual, but unfortunately, I was born straight ((( So men don't interest me. Yes, I think it's clear from my avatar. There are two girls there. Men prefer to look at pictures of girls. And this guy has a boy in his avatar, it seems. And if there's a girl in men's clothing, that's just perversion. That's why I thought she was a girl who lacks attention and is looking for kind men on the internet... And the question about age is relevant... But he's not a girl, just a strange boy. Well, what can you do... It happens...

And who am I??? Well, judging by the avatar.