Gash
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"Gash, how old are you?" - I'm from St. Petersburg, and you're from Yekaterinburg. So, nothing will work out between us. That is, if we lived in the same city and you had a figure that wasn't much less attractive than my second wife's, I might, out of the goodness of my heart, have made you happy... But alas, it's not meant to be... So, there's no point in answering.
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"When was the last time you teased a house cat?" - I had a cat. The third fall from the balcony turned out to be fatal. Two cats. I never teased either the cat or the cats. At an animal shelter, I caught cats that ran into the corridor and needed medical procedures. I held them while the veterinarian worked. I don't tease anyone because I'm kind. (Bobrov, having become a God, won't offend!)
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"When was the last time you teased a house cat?" - I had a cat. The third fall from the balcony turned out to be fatal. Two cats. I never teased either the cat or the cats. At an animal shelter, I caught cats that ran into the corridor and needed medical procedures. I held them while the veterinarian worked. I don't tease anyone because I'm kind. (Bobrov, having become a God, won't offend!)