What would you do if you were a god?

In 90% of cases, I can deal with a large dog even without a knife.

I can handle a stray or poorly trained domestic dog. It might even be possible without a knife. There will probably be some injuries, but that's just how it is. An ordinary German Shepherd will easily overpower me. No question about it. Unless, of course, it's given that command.

A puma, leopard, or jaguar has no chance against me.

When was the last time you teased a house cat?