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What would you do if you were a god?

The main part of the sentence is missing here, but there are two subordinate clauses. The meaning is unclear to me.

She would obliterate them with Armageddon's Blade.

In short, Revan is the best god.

1. I would eliminate everyone who is guilty of violating social justice. 2. I would stabilize the population. Until someone dies, it is impossible to create new people. Irresponsible individuals would be immediately sterilized. 3. I would increase the lifespan to two thousand years. 4. I would eliminate parasitic insects, parasitic worms, and other small parasites that harm humans. 5. I would improve the Earth's ecology. I would eliminate deserts. I would clean rivers and lakes of all harmful things. 6. I would eliminate piranhas, sharks, bears, tigers, lions, and other dangerous predators with which humans are unlikely to cope with a knife, in order to make the world safer. And so on, and so on. I would not be as lazy and indifferent as the current god, who has no conscience at all.

That is, it would be even worse than it is now.

1. I would eliminate everyone who is guilty of violating social justice.
2. I would stabilize the population. Until someone dies, we cannot create new people. Immediate sterilization for the irresponsible.
3. I would increase the lifespan to two thousand years.
4. I would eliminate parasitic insects, parasitic worms, and other small parasites that harm humans.
5. I would improve the Earth's ecology. I would eliminate deserts. I would clean rivers and lakes of all harmful things.
6. I would eliminate piranhas, sharks, bears, tigers, lions, and other dangerous predators that humans are unlikely to be able to handle with a knife, in order to make the world safer.

7. I would break the ecosystem completely.

A question for a newly crafted axe: "What would you do if you were a human?"

"7. Would completely destroy the ecosystem." - No. I would simply make it as safe and comfortable as possible for humans. The place of bears, tigers, and lions would be taken by leopards (I know that leopards used to live in the Far East until tigers hunted them and people shot them), wolverines, cougars, jaguars, lynxes, hyenas, wolves, etc. The place of sharks would be taken by orcas and dolphins. And so on. You just don't realize how many people are killed by bears, lions, and tigers. And the worst thing is that death is inevitable. I don't respect firearms. They require maintenance. They can fail. But hands and knives won't fail. A helicopter crashes in the taiga (jungle) - you will be eaten by a bear or a tiger. But you can cut up a cougar, jaguar, wolf, etc., more manageable predators. And they probably won't even attack. You can beat a wolf 1 on 1 without a knife (the strongest bones of a higher primate + striking technique vs. the fragile ribs of canids and felines). I just don't want animals to eat people. My task is to make a man with a knife the strongest among the predators on the planet. We won't touch elephants, rhinos, hippos, and bulls. Just don't provoke them, and everything will be fine.

You’re a fool, Mikhail, and your jokes are foolish!

You'll encounter pumas, jaguars, wolves, and other less formidable predators less frequently.

I definitely want to see this.

And you're still surprised why I want to kill all humans.

"I definitely want to see this." - If I've been an animal rights activist for many years and have a thorough knowledge of dogs and cats, then there's a 99% chance that a puma doesn't pose a danger to me (even if I'm armed with a knife). But what if we walked into a room with ten large, unfamiliar dogs? I have done that. I quickly established dominance over them and took them for walks. You are undoubtedly much better than me in your profession. But specifically when it comes to dog and cat breeds, I know more. And I know how to treat them and how to kill them. But I wouldn't be able to handle a bear or a tiger.

Is a bear a canine or a feline?

99% sure that a puma wouldn't be a threat to me (if I had a knife).

If you encounter a wild puma, wolf, or leopard, 99.9% of the time, you wouldn't even have time to be scared, let alone pull out a knife.

I’ve heard that animals are terribly afraid of the human voice, and I even read a story about a girl in the forest who mistook a bear for a person and called out to it, and it got scared and died. I’ve also read a lot of good things about pumas and wolves in Akimushkin’s books, although in Oblivion, it seems that neither of them knows that they only attack humans when they are very hungry, and in Skyrim, the wolves are brazen, and the bears are scarier than many dragons.