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I don't know, I was young when the USSR existed, but I want something similar—where people had dreams that could actually come true. Think about it: many people lived for an idea; whether it was communism or something else doesn't matter. For the sake of this idea, people went to lay railroads and dig great canals, drained and diverted rivers, and irrigated deserts. And not for insane amounts of money, but because it was necessary, because it would be useful for those who come after you. I feel like a preacher right now, but all you opponents of the USSR, think: are we really living better now??!! I can argue that; my parents, at the age I am now, could afford a bit more than I can. Yes, maybe I'm only talking about the pluses of the USSR; of course there were minuses—it was a tyrannical power, and that's it!!! Many will say there was no choice in food, clothing, or many other things... People, what is the point of the choice we have now?!?! We live with our choice: many are below the poverty line; with our choice, we don't even have a clue what goes into the food we eat every day, and as for clothing... you know, maybe it was right that there was no choice. Imagine how parents feel who cannot afford to dress their child according to fashion—so what if two-thirds of the class dresses like that, money won't just appear in the parents' pockets because of it... That is what I think about the USSR, and here:
"If you were a child in the 60s, 70s, or 80s, looking back, it's hard to believe we managed to survive until today. As children, we rode in cars without seatbelts or airbags. A ride on a horse-drawn cart on a warm summer day was an unspeakable pleasure. Our cribs were painted in bright colors with high lead content. There were no child-proof caps on medicine bottles, doors often weren't locked, and cabinets were never locked. We drank water from the pump on the corner, not from
plastic bottles. It would never have occurred to anyone to ride a bike in a helmet. Horror.
For hours we crafted carts and scooters from boards and bearings from the scrapyard, and when we first raced down a hill, we remembered that we forgot to attach brakes. After crashing into thorny bushes several times, we sorted out this problem. We left home in the morning and played all day, returning when the streetlights came on—where there were any. All day long, no one could find out where we were. There were no mobile phones! Hard to imagine. We cut our hands and feet, broke bones, and knocked out teeth, and nobody
sued anyone. Everything happened. It was only our fault and no one else's. Remember? We fought until we bled and walked around covered in bruises, getting used to ignoring it.
We ate pastries, ice cream, drank lemonade, but no one got fat from it because we were always running and playing. Several people would drink from one bottle, and nobody died from it. We had no game consoles, computers, 165 satellite TV channels, CDs, cell phones, internet; we'd rush to watch a cartoon as a whole crowd in the nearest house, since there were no VCRs either!
But we had friends. We went out of the house and found them. We rode bikes, floated matches down spring streams, sat on a bench, a fence, or in the schoolyard and chatted about whatever we wanted. When we needed someone, we knocked on the door, rang the bell, or just walked in and saw them. Remember? Without asking! By ourselves! Alone in this cruel and dangerous world! Unsupervised! How did we even survive?
We invented games with sticks and tin cans, we stole apples from gardens and ate cherries with pits, and the pits didn't grow in our stomachs. Everyone signed up for soccer, hockey, or volleyball at least once, but not everyone made the team. Those who didn't learned to deal with disappointment. Some students weren't as bright as others, so they stayed back a year. Tests and exams weren't divided into 10 levels, and grades included 5 points theoretically, and 3 points in reality.
During breaks, we splashed each other with water from old reusable syringes!
Our actions were our own. We were ready for the consequences. There was no one to hide behind. The idea that you could bribe the cops or dodge the army practically didn't exist. Parents of those years usually took the side of the law—can you imagine!? This generation produced a huge number of people who can take risks, solve problems, and create something that wasn't there before, simply didn't exist. We had freedom of choice, the right to risk and failure, responsibility, and we somehow just
learned how to use all of it. If you are one of this generation, I congratulate you. We were lucky that our childhood and youth ended before the government bought freedom from the youth in exchange for rollers, mobiles, a star factory, and cool croutons... With their general consent... For their own good...
In reality, there aren't seven wonders of the world, but far more. It's just that you and I have grown used to them and sometimes don't even notice. Isn't it a wonder—the first Soviet aftershave? Remember? Pieces of newspaper?
And such a wonder as tuning a Moskvitch-412 car? Remember? 5-kopeck coins around the perimeter of the windshield, a fur steering wheel, an epoxy gear shift knob with a rose, and, naturally, a police cap on the rear window.
And an underwear elastic band—that's also a wonder! After all, it holds both underwear, tights, and mittens perfectly!
A jam pastry—isn't that a wonder? You can never guess which side the jam will leak out of!
Another inexplicable wonder—please raise your hands, those who had a normal shop teacher... and not an alien?
And such a wonder as a string bag with meat behind the windowpane? Remember: you go to get it—the dumplings fall!
And this wonderful mom's trick: "I'm buying it for you now, but it's for your birthday"?!
Or this magical grandmother's parting phrase: "Just return the jars!"
And remember the ZIL refrigerator, with a handle like that? It's a one-armed bandit!
Pull the handle—the jars tumble out.
Oh, by the way, what is still lying in refrigerators on the side door? No, not eggs. And not ketchup. On the side door lie... medicines!
Free medicine is also a wonder. One doctor, but two queues—one by coupons, and the second by appointment. And there was even a third—"I'm just asking!"
Yes, how many more of them were there, these wonders of the world...
A small window from the kitchen to the bathroom—what is there to look at, explain?
The horse-shaped shoehorn...
Tooth powder—cleans both teeth and silver...
The peeing boy on the toilet door...
The "Rubin" TV—you take pliers and thud-thud-thud!
Swimming trunks with a little anchor... remember?!
Milk in triangular cartons!
And you say: "Seven wonders of the world!"
We used to do many things that wouldn't even cross your mind now. Moreover, if you did something today that you did constantly back then—you wouldn't be understood, and might even be taken for a lunatic.
Well, for example, remember the soda machines. There was a faceted glass there—one for everyone. Today, it wouldn't occur to anyone to drink from a shared glass! (Today it would be stolen five seconds after the machine is installed, exactly three seconds before they haul away the machine itself...) But back then, everyone drank from those glasses... A common occurrence! And no one was afraid of catching some infection...
By the way, local drunks used these glasses for their own purposes. And imagine—just imagine this—they RETURNED the glass to its place! Don't believe it? Back then, it was a common occurrence!
And people hanging a sheet on the wall, turning off the light and muttering something under their breath in the dark? A sect? No, a common occurrence! In every house back then, a ceremony took place called—hold your breath—a slide film! Remember this wonder?! Who has a slide projector working now?
Smoke pours out, an acrid smell throughout the apartment. A little board with inscriptions. What do you imagine? An Indian high priest Aramonetrigal? In reality, it's pyrography. A common occurrence! Millions of Soviet children burned greeting cards for their moms on March 8th—Mommy, congratulations on International Women's Day. I wish you a peaceful sky overhead, and your son—a bicycle...
And also everyone sat in the bathroom, specifically on a closed toilet seat, specifically in the dark—and only a red light shone there... Guessed it? A common occurrence—developing photos. Our whole life is in these black-and-white photographs, printed by our own hands, and not by some soulless guy from Kodak... Well, you remember what fixer is?
Girls, do you remember the rubber bands? Surprisingly, not a single boy in the world knows the rules of this game!
And collecting waste paper at school? The question still haunts me—why? And I actually took my father's entire Playboy archive there. And nothing happened to me for it! Only mom wondered why father had started checking my homework so meticulously?!
Yes, that is how we were, and this is what we became:
1. by mistake, you type your system access password on the microwave
2. you have a list of 15 numbers to contact your family, which consists of 3 people
3. you send an e-mail to your colleague who sits in the next room
4. you lost contact with your friends or family because they don't have an email address
5. after a workday you return home and answer the phone as if you are still at work
7. you fall into a state of panic if you left the house without a mobile phone and you go back for it
8. you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is connect to the Internet, even before you drink coffee
9. you tilt your head to the side to smile
10. now you are reading this text, you agree with it and smile
11. even worse, you already know who you will forward this message to
12. you are too absorbed to notice that number 6 is missing from this list
13. it took you only a second to run through the Message again and make sure that number 6 is indeed missing...