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and where are the undead? =)

where are the undead? =)

The undead are dead.

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The archers shot themselves, the zealots became jealous, and the liches healed themselves.

then the lIch would have made an appearance =)

Playing PO, version 3.1. Sirus with a lamp entered Electrizing, cast a spell, and Jalibych appeared. All three went to the genie Ignis, and that's it, goodbye, Zehir the shaman... Zehir grew up, learned to be a shaman, sometimes he kicked genies, sometimes he spammed mages, he did everything – he stunned everyone, and forced them to recognize him as the lord of elementals. Everything here is for him... Need ice cream – it's very easy! Or maybe sherbet, or milk from a rakshasa? But he has nothing to do – hop-hop, and he doesn't need it anymore))) But then he faced a major setback, a competitor appeared in a funny outfit... A mighty and great opponent for all mages, and his name is Ivan Railagov. They decided to find out who was cooler, and went to Shi'o Biaru to fight... They tormented Biaru for a long time, that even the fires in Shi'o went out... A she-devil went to Kha-Belekh on a stake, and both heroes raised a din. Many armies fought then, I don't even remember them all sometimes. Knights, mages, dungeons, and elves, in a group, we won't say that they were completely drunk... That's all, I'm finishing, and the tale is over, The mages are alive, and Kha-Belekh is doomed =)

Well, there was this one time. I was playing "The Solution of Agira," where one of the underground passages turns out to be blocked. I got a message saying, "The passage is blocked; find an alternate route, blah blah blah." I was a little surprised – I thought it was a bug, and I cursed the blockage. And, believe it or not, it opened.

A week of vacation –
The increase in the number of schoolchildren decreases.

So, I was playing a single-player map. My faction was Dwarves, and my hero was Karl. My army consisted of creatures up to level 6. I attacked a Warlock hero. The battle began. I don't remember exactly what his army was, but I do remember it consisted of two types of creatures. If I remember correctly, the second type of creature consisted of 30 Imps and 60 Griffins. As always, the Griffins disappear on the first turn, and the rest of the army attacks mine. I easily kill them. After the victory, the upgrade window appears. I choose the desired skill/ability and head to my castle. Only on the way, I remembered that I DIDN'T KILL THE GRIFFINS. It seems that when I was finishing off the enemy army, they just got scared and ran away. Hmm, this is the first bug I've encountered in the game...to be honest.

It’s hard to believe. Maybe you just forgot that you killed them)))

maybe...

Today, I'm replaying mission 4 of campaign 3. I decided to try using only bone dragons in battle and, in case of losses, resurrecting them. I get to the archmages. When there are 17 dragons and 24 archmages left on the battlefield, the archmages attack my dragons and KILL ALL 17 DRAGONS!:eek: Hmm, I guess I overdid it with the undead resurrection a bit:(

Today, I'm replaying mission 4 of campaign 3. I decided to try using only bone dragons in battle and, in case of losses, resurrect them. I get to the archmages. When there are 17 dragons and 24 archmages left on the battlefield, the archmages shoot at my dragons and KILL ALL 17 DRAGONS!:eek: Hmm, I guess I overdid it with the undead resurrection a bit:( ...

it happens) it's better to use only vampires in battle, you won't have to resurrect them as often.

it happens) it's better to put only vampires in the battle, you won't have to replenish them as often

If only I knew where to get vampires. If we consider that killing living creatures allows you to raise the dead, then I'm unlikely to encounter vampires (at least they appeared quite rarely)... 30 out of 100 chances. Well, I'll try again.

defeat specific monsters, which then spawn vampires.

"Slightly off-topic, but..."
Guys! Does anyone still have the "List of complaints about Heroes 5"? I wanted to find it in the author's profile, but it's been deleted :( Thanks in advance!

Author: jura-khan Here's how heroes from different factions would react if: A dead dog is lying on their path. - The Knight will wrinkle his nose in disgust and quickly pass by. - The Mage will carefully examine the corpse for magical components to create minor artifacts. - The Elf will bury the poor creature, loudly condemning the irresponsible attitude of other semi-intelligent races towards nature. - The Dark Elf will whip the lazy slaves for not clearing the road of this filth in time. - The Demon will salute the fallen comrade, extract the remaining mana from the corpse, and place traps around it before leaving. - The Necromancer will order one of his soldiers: "Recruit this one." - The Barbarian will check his bag. If there's still food left, he'll play soccer. A fallen tree blocks the road. - The Knight will pray to Erathia, asking him to grant his peasants magical strength, after which they will quickly saw it into logs. - The Academic will open a book and choose the most intricate spell, then calmly move it to another location with the power of his mind. - The Elf will talk to the tree. Maybe it will agree to move to another location? Or its companions will move it? - The Dark Elf will snap her snake whip, after which the minotaurs will carry the mistress over the obstacle. - The Demon will burn the tree. And also all the trees in the area, villages, castles, cities, kill all the animals, birds, and other creatures, after which, with a sense of accomplishment, he will continue on his way. - The Necromancer will stroll to the nearest cemetery. He passes by a tower with a princess imprisoned in it. - The Knight will break into the tower and save the princess. - The Academic will pass by. Girls no longer interest him. - The Elf will charm the beauty and spend the night drinking wine with her, telling hunting stories. - The Dark Elf will talk to her all night about how men are such jerks. - The Demon will destroy the tower and kill the princess. As well as everyone who gets in his way. - The Necromancer will stroll to the nearest cemetery. What does he need a princess for? A bloodthirsty monster descends from the sky and attacks the hero. - The Knight draws his trusty sword and kills the monster. After which, the peasants' "morale" sharply increases. - The Academic doesn't get distracted by trivial things. Why, may I ask, does he always travel with Titans? - The Elf hides, and after an hour of fruitless searching, the hungry monster leaves. Hopefully, without an arrow in its rear. - The Dark Elf doesn't pay any attention. After all, this is HER pet Black Dragon, who just felt like playing. - The Demon does what he always does. One more roasted carcass. - The Necromancer doesn't care at all. He has already strolled to the cemetery. If you say "Hello," you are greeted with: - Greetings, noble sir. May the blessing of Erathia be upon you. - How pleasant to meet such a worthy and polite man in this wonderful, delightful place. - Ho, my pale-faced, pointy-eared friend. - How dare you, worm, address a servant of Malassa without permission! Execute him! - Aaaarrrggghhh!!! *after which you are killed. Just like that, as a warm-up* - It's too late to worry about my health," replies the necromancer, thoughtfully looking you up and down. Author: Fagotin Actions of heroes if they need to screw in a light bulb: - The Knight will not screw in the light bulb; he will train peasants to become electricians, and they will screw in all the light bulbs they can reach. - The Wizard will not screw in the light bulb; he will quickly assemble a glowing minor artifact and give it to the gremlins to carry and light up. - The Demon will not screw in the light bulb; he will burn everything in the room, as well as all the rooms in the area, villages, castles, cities, kill all the animals, birds, and other creatures, after which, with a sense of accomplishment, he will continue to burn, enjoying the light of the fires. - The Elf will not screw in the light bulb; real Indians can see perfectly well in the dark. - The Warlock - while the minotaurs screw in the light bulb, he will cast empowered light on it, so that in the surrounding villages they will think that a new sun has risen. - The Necromancer - why is that annoying light even needed?