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Offline Marmot
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I've encountered this trick for the second time: a real mini-survey illustrating a particular aspect of human perception. Most of us are in a hurry and choose the wrong answer without reading to the end. :D (I answered correctly, but unfortunately, I'm in the minority).
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Offline Дубровин Павел
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Master_A
Klondike
His Majesty the Generator


Klondike... that's more like a dumpster... in one square you can fit 4-6 Dragon Utopias... wow... Klondike...))
С истиной где-то рядом...





Лето 2010.
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Offline Егор Коробейников
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On the map, the marathon within the ruins is better in terms of wealth, and there's something related to dragons there too, which also has great value for the guards.
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Today I saw a rather amusing story. A guy was playing against the AI on Funky with fixes. He lands on the AI's respawn with 20 devils in 1 stack, a leveled-up scout hero of the AI with 2 green unicorns attacks him, after the devils wait the AI casts implosion, wiping out 11 devils, and runs away!

I was in hysterics, a hit-and-run executed by the AI! :smile40: )))
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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GoedenDag, a few years ago, when almost all monitors were still CRT, there was this joke: - I don't buy books and newspapers anymore: I read everything on my PC screen! - Yeah, but will you take your monitor with you to the toilet?! And now you can take your phone and a book with you to the toilet – now it's an electronic book. :) But, it's probably not a good idea: it's better to read and talk in other places. ;) "Kamasutra" made of chocolate didn't appeal to the Kazakh prosecutor's office.
"Erotic" chocolate in the form of figures engaged in sexual activity appeared on the shelves of stores in the Kostanay region (Kazakhstan)... the sweet "Kamasutra" was sold by weight, without packaging... The figures of people are drawn on the bars with remarkable clarity: white chocolate on dark chocolate. The manufacturers came up with a total of eight varieties...
Hmm... But why only 8? There seem to be many more in the "Kamasutra"! :) On the topic, another well-known joke comes to mind: The Bible teaches us to love our neighbor... And "Kamasutra" explains exactly how! ;) But, if we talk seriously, "Kamasutra" (as well as another famous ancient Indian treatise - "The Peach Blossom Spring") is not just a collection of sexual positions: this is just a persistent stereotype. In fact, this is how "The Peach Blossom Spring" begins:
A person has three sources of attraction: the soul, the mind, and the body. The attraction of the soul gives rise to friendship. The attraction of the mind gives rise to respect. The attraction of the body gives rise to desire. The combination of three attractions gives rise to love.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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I stumbled upon this website today. If you're in a bad mood, check it out – it's guaranteed to lift your spirits! ;)
http://catsboobs.com/
About the Project

The family-friendly entertainment portal "Boobs and Kitties" is not only the quintessence of all things pleasant on the internet, but also a genuinely useful project for society, designed to solve the most pressing social problems.
As is well known, the most popular content on the internet is cool boobs and cute kittens. Men prefer the former, while women prefer the latter.
In many families, there is only one computer in the apartment. Husband and wife cannot share it; each wants to watch what they like. This leads to the following problems:
constant arguments
an increase in the number of divorces
a sharp decline in the birth rate
a crisis in the institution of the family in post-industrial society
...and so on.
Our project solves these problems! Couples can spend hours sitting at the computer together and have a great time.

The main goals of the project:

accumulating the highest quality internet content
achieving self-sufficiency in the first half of 2012
going public (IPO) by 2013
becoming the main sponsor of the Sochi 2014 Olympics
increasing the birth rate in the CIS by 14.3 percent by 2015
reducing the number of divorces by half by 2020
a Bentley Continental GT and a country house in the Moscow region
making this world a better place

For my part, I like both there. : ) I browsed around to find a more modest example, and here's what I found: both on the left and on the right – it's both at once! : )
By the way, the random generator there, like in "Heroes," isn't very good: some photos are repeated.
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Why read anything? Just bring a friend along.
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Inspired by a recent video I watched (see this thread), which showcased Heroes (VCMI) on some mobile device, I came up with the following idea: *wouldn't it be great if some Chinese company started producing a pocket version of Heroes*, similar to popular games in the USSR like "Nu, Pogodi!" or "Veselyy Povar"? They recently released their own analog of the iPad mini (link)! I think such a gadget would be very successful in China (and not only there)!
So, I quickly put together this photoshopped image:
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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How Chuck Norris plays Mario.
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Marmot
How Chuck Norris plays Mario.
An unconventional solution to the problem.
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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