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- What other Andrei???
I tie her to an axe and say: "Here, sit and think about your behavior, and I'll go collect my due salary."
Jumping down, I head towards the tavern. The city is in terrible chaos... the guards are trying, with varying success, to put out fires or control the drunken crowd...
Near the prison, I stop and observe the following scene... a squad of guards stands opposite a large crowd of townspeople... Apparently, not wanting to use force, the Captain is trying to persuade the most sober people in the crowd to go home...
Captain: Citizens, please calm down, I ask you to go home.
One-Toothed Peasant: Where should we go, protector? Those damned Urgash guys came and bragged about setting fire to everything.
The crowd erupts in dissatisfied shouts! Author is awesome! Captain, kill yourself and your horse, bang your head on the parquet! ****!
Captain: Gentlemen, please calm down... There are no demons in the city, what are you talking about! Calm down!
Beardless Merchant: No, they say, the Bragging False Isabella! And what is this???
He points at me, observing the whole scene with his mouth open.
The Captain clutches his head... "What the hell is Urgash doing here, this scoundrel???"
I walk up to the crowd and, making the sign "everything is under control, comrades, let's sit down, as they say, everything is fine," I turn to the residents.
"Dear Russians, on this momentous day, we are all looking to the future... But looking to the future, we cannot forget the past! What have we done? What will serve as the foundation for the progressive formation of a new concept of our worldview? Where is the world degrading? Are the guards to blame for the burning houses? Is the beer to blame for you being drunk? Think about it! Everyone is responsible for their actions, and as one of my monk friends from the Dragon Monastery said: "Don't spit in the mirror if you're not happy with your face." So let us be in self-awareness, in the true Yum school, and let us not forget the Admonitions of Socrates Al-Safir..."
Limping Shoemaker to a completely drunk cat: "What is he saying? I can't seem to connect anything..."
Cat: "You need to drink more, who will understand the high words of a philosopher with half a mug of diluted orcish grog? And you don't have that level of development yet..."
Here, an empty bottle flies out of the prison window and hits my flask, a flash of fiery fireworks... I'm thrown back by the explosion. People scream, demons, the last judgment is coming, everyone runs away.
Some attack the guards with their fists, others go to the prison to free the prisoners so that they can enjoy life one last time... others decide to take everything from life at the last moment and start robbing neighboring shops... others, shouting "Demons! Urgash himself has come to us," run in different directions... only stirring up and fueling the panic... I'm lying on the pavement next to a mop and an axe... complete chaos all around.
Burn him at the stake! - shouted the priest. He burned half the city. You were caught, tied up, and set on fire. Sprinkled with holy water. -30 HP. Katya tried to save you. But in the end, she went to visit the bear. She's bored with you. Get out of here quickly before you end up with Urgash.
I don't understand what this person wants. A piece of paper? Well, it's worth a try, I take off this horn and hand it to the person coming out of the gate. The guards stare at me in surprise.
I told the guards: let him pass to the palace.
And here I am, having swum. I wonder where the Stonehenge is. I quickly hide in the bushes, as a battalion of skeletons passed by.
Having drunk one of the two mugs, I pour half of the sleeping potion into the empty mug, approach the bartender and say: "Friend, help me out! Soon, a man in a gray cloak will come here, he looks about 22 years old, with short black hair and gray eyes. He is a special guest in this tavern - a noble servant of the empire. When he comes, pour ale into this mug and offer it to him! There are 5 silver coins at stake, don't be afraid!"
I give him the mug with the sleeping potion.
Okay, sir.
Coming to my senses (brr... no, I don't need these succubi...), I find that I'm standing... I don't know where, actually.
But over there, the grass is still smoldering... *I strain my ears* Oh my god! That's my friend, Wu-Jin! And, judging by the fireworks, that young imp DJ... the one I drank dwarven moonshine with in the "Dark Empire" 4 years ago... Brr... those were good times... *I run to them and see...*
And I see the imp burning, and since it's daytime, -5 HP.
I spent the whole free day sleeping (+30 hp), in the morning I felt full of energy and went to the docks... where I was already waiting...
A squad of high druids, mages, inquisitors, crossbowmen, shadow ladies, rune priests, titans.
Approaching the entrance to the Brotherhood, I stopped, and a...
Second agent, they blindfolded you and led you to the sanctuary. You are there. You need to kill a person and put his soul into a soul stone
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The second agent, they blindfolded you and led you to the Sanctuary. You are there. You need to kill a person and stuff his soul into a soul stone. Well, let's begin, I said to myself! I pulled out the bones and threw them on the ground, and two skeletons appeared. Then I pulled out the sword and the Rune of the Demon's Eye, cast paralysis on the person who needs to be killed, and started swinging the sword...
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She is dead... I crushed her head.

Тьма уже поглотила мое сердце...:smile24:
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After fierce battles in which skeletons were killed and I was wounded (-67 hp), I approached the paralyzed man and raised my sword to kill him.
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ТЕМНАЯ ИКВИЗИЦИЯ - Это единственный способ очистить Землю прислужников Света

She is dead... I crushed her head.

Тьма уже поглотила мое сердце...:smile24:
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Well, let's begin, I said to myself!! I pulled out the bones, threw them on the ground, and two skeletons appeared. Then I drew my sword and cast the Rune of the Demon's Eye, inflicting paralysis on the person I needed to kill. I started swinging my sword...
You killed the poor fellow. You've been accepted. Now you are one of us. This soulstone will be kept with us. - they took it from you. Here, take this cloak and dagger. We need to cause some chaos, and most likely in Agimont.
My thoughts rejected other options, and I say: "Is there an imperial or a mercenary here who wants to earn some money?"
Yes, there is. What do you need? - said the orc.
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Magnus;60126
Well, yeah. What do you need? - said the orc.
"Would you agree to earn some extra money! All you need to do is pose as an agent of the empire and invite a mage for a drink in honor of the emperor!"
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You killed the poor guy. You're in. Now you're one of us. This soulstone will be kept with us. - it was taken from you. Here's a cloak and a dagger. We need to cause some chaos, and most likely in Agimont.

Okay...

I hired a courier for 30 silver and rode to the Imperial Palace (20 posts).
*I think* I learned the Brotherhood's plans. I need to get some rest, and I need to get healed. I'll report everything and then go to the TAVERN to DRINK BEER!!!!
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ТЕМНАЯ ИКВИЗИЦИЯ - Это единственный способ очистить Землю прислужников Света

She is dead... I crushed her head.

Тьма уже поглотила мое сердце...:smile24:
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*Magnus, I'm wearing a cloak! Bought it in Arachne's Lair 3-4 turns ago for 10 gold!*
What the...? Imps are burning things down??? Too bad I can't take off the cloak... I'll burn to a crisp... but I have to save the imps... Sigh... and why didn't I learn Ice Magic... Never mind... Priest... EUREKA!
*I descend to the scaffold, wrapping myself in the cloak*
(Me)— Take it off! In the name of the Emperor!
(Priest)— But who are you??? And... He burned half the city! We can't let him go!
—Damn! Are you all so stubborn? He knows the location of the Brotherhood's secret base! The Council ordered me, Tengro Arc, monster hunter, *I shove a silver katana under his nose* to take him and bring him to the Imperial City for questioning! *The priest isn't skilled enough in dealing with the undead to *sense* me.*
—Okay, sir... what did you say? Tengro Arc? I remember, I remember... Oh, Tengro Arc! Isn't that the Tengro Arc who burned the Emperor's messenger and his house 30 years ago???
*C-crap!!! He recognizes me!!!*
—No... he's just a distant relative... They say he was torn apart by werewolves a year ago...
—A-a-a-a... Well, esteemed hunter, take him *AzzJay is taken away, stunned, and given to me*. Perhaps you'd like a cart with a driver?
*I'll refuse – he'll get suspicious... I won't refuse – the plan will fall apart... Never mind, I'll come up with something.*
—Okay, I won't refuse...
*I leave with the bound AzzJay in a teega, accompanied by 1 swordsman and a peasant driver.*




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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"Wouldn't you like to earn some extra money? All you have to do is pose as an agent of the empire and invite a certain mage for a drink in honor of the emperor!"
Alright, but 40 silver coins. Not a single coin less. This is a criminal offense.
*Magnus, wearing a cloak! Bought in Arachnofrene 3-4 posts ago for 10 gold!*
What the...? The Imps are burning?! Too bad I can't take off the cloak... I'll burn to a crisp... but I have to save the Imp... Ugh... and why didn't I learn Ice magic...? Okay... Priest... EUREKA!
*I descend to the scaffold, wrapping myself in the cloak*
(Me) - Take it off! In the name of the Emperor!
(Priest) - But who are you??? And... He burned half the city! We can't let him go!
-Damn! Are you all so persistent? He knows the location of the Brotherhood's secret base! The Council ordered me, Tengro Ark, monster hunter, *I shove a silver katana under his nose* to take him and bring him to the Imperial City for questioning!*The priest isn't skilled enough in dealing with the undead to recognize me.*
-Okay, sir... what did you say? Tengro Ark? I remember, I remember... Oh, Tengro Ark! Isn't that the Tengro Ark who burned the Emperor's messenger and his house 30 years ago???
*L-light!!! HE RECOGNIZES ME!!!*
-No... he's just a distant relative of mine... They say he was torn apart by werewolves a year ago...
-A-a-a-a... Well, honorable hunter, take him.*AzzJay is taken away, stunned, and given to me.* Maybe you'd like a cart with a driver?
*I'll refuse - he'll get suspicious... I won't refuse - the plan will fall apart... Okay, I'll come up with something.*
- Okay, I won't refuse...
*I leave with the tied-up AzzJay on a teeger, accompanied by 1 swordsman and a peasant driver.*
25 archangels fly up to you. And they deal 30 HP damage to you and 20 HP damage to AzzJay. - They recognized these repeat offenders and sent you to prison in Arksakr. You are led and placed in separate cells with silver floors and tied with silver.
Good...
I hired a coachman for 30 silver coins and rode to Agimont (20 posts).
*I think* I learned the Brotherhood's plans... I need to rest, and I need to be healed, and I'll report everything and then go to the TAVERN TO DRINK BEER!!!!
But you need to go to the Imperial Palace - said a voice in your head, not to Agimont. You will rest in the palace. Zhek, attack the city - said the Shaman. I crawled out of the bushes and saw the undead running in an attack, and Stonehenge was left unguarded
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Alright, but 40 silver. Not a penny less. This is a criminal offense.
Too expensive! And I've already been ripped off! 15 silver, and not a penny more!
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Me (in a semi-conscious state)
— Hello? Magnus? Yes, it's me, Arc... I'm just... a little bit in prison here...
(I come to my senses)
Ugh... damn silver!!!! At least they didn't think to roll up their sleeves, it doesn't burn as much... The cloak... on the floor... OH MY GOD!!! THE FLOOR IS SILVER!!! Mother Ash! Take me to your place! Although, wait... a bottle of blood... Praise Ash! *I finish it, +20 HP*
Okay... Oops... I have exactly until noon... right at noon, the sun will shine into the cell... *I strain, but nothing happens* DAMN MAGES! DAMN MAGNUS! DAMN PRISON! DAMN ARCHANGELS, MAY THEY GO TO EXPERIMENTS IN THE AFTERLIFE!!!
*I calm down, deciding to wait for about half an hour...*




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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"FIRE ALL CANNONS!!!!!!!!! "- I shout, preparing for the landing... a volley thunders... the ship is thrown back..." Full speed ahead, increase speed!!!!!!!!! Load the cannons "- my second team... "Fire!!!!!" The shells battered the enemy, but he didn't let us land peacefully; a hail of arrows flew towards us..." ...and with cries of "FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!" we engage in hand-to-hand combat... blood and bodies everywhere... a brutal fight... we break through the enemy in the center... closer and closer, approaching the Emperor... "I hope he makes it"- I think, while my axe has already brought death to several enemies...
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Alex Ghost;60137
Expensive! And already robbed! No more than 15 silver!
Don't lie. My intuition never fails me. Okay, 23. Does that work?
“FIRE ALL CANNONS!!!!!!!!!” - I shout, preparing for the landing... a volley thunders... the ship is thrown back...” More speed, increase speed!!!!!!!!! Load the cannons” - my second team... “Fire!!!!!” The shells battered the enemy, but he didn't let us land peacefully; a hail of arrows flew towards us... “...and with cries of “FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!” we engage in hand-to-hand combat... blood everywhere... bodies... a fierce battle... we break through the enemy in the center... getting closer and closer to the Emperor... “I just hope he makes it” - I think, meanwhile, my axe has already brought death to several enemies...
The altar is free. I perform the ritual. All 4 are activated, +1 to defense, +1 to level. Suddenly, a blinding flash appears on the mainland. We need to get to the palace urgently. I run to Zhek. Here he is. Ah, you lich. I throw an ice arrow at him -1 lich. I caught up with Zhek. Now, where to? I asked
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Don't lie. My gut feeling has never failed me. Okay, 23. Does that work?
I agree!
Here's my plan: You meet with Metropolitan Joe - a 22-year-old mage with short black hair, gray eyes, and a gray cloak. You invite him to a tavern under the pretext of waiting for an important ally from the emperor. And there you drink with him to the health of the emperor, under the guise of a signal to an agent of the empire. The stakes are 23 silver coins! and free drinks! The rest is already prepared."
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I agree!
Here's my plan: You meet with Metropolitan Joe - a 22-year-old mage with short black hair, gray eyes, and a gray cloak. You invite him to a tavern under the pretext of waiting for an important ally from the emperor. And there you drink with him to the health of the emperor, under the guise of a signal to an agent of the empire. The stakes are 23 silver coins! and a free drink! The rest is already prepared.
Okay. I agree.