Magnus
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- What other Andrei???
I tie her to an axe and say: "Here, sit and think about your behavior, and I'll go collect my due salary."
Jumping down, I head towards the tavern. The city is in terrible chaos... the guards are trying, with varying success, to put out fires or control the drunken crowd...
Near the prison, I stop and observe the following scene... a squad of guards stands opposite a large crowd of townspeople... Apparently, not wanting to use force, the Captain is trying to persuade the most sober people in the crowd to go home...
Captain: Citizens, please calm down, I ask you to go home.
One-Toothed Peasant: Where should we go, protector? Those damned Urgash guys came and bragged about setting fire to everything.
The crowd erupts in dissatisfied shouts! Author is awesome! Captain, kill yourself and your horse, bang your head on the parquet! ****!
Captain: Gentlemen, please calm down... There are no demons in the city, what are you talking about! Calm down!
Beardless Merchant: No, they say, the Bragging False Isabella! And what is this???
He points at me, observing the whole scene with his mouth open.
The Captain clutches his head... "What the hell is Urgash doing here, this scoundrel???"
I walk up to the crowd and, making the sign "everything is under control, comrades, let's sit down, as they say, everything is fine," I turn to the residents.
"Dear Russians, on this momentous day, we are all looking to the future... But looking to the future, we cannot forget the past! What have we done? What will serve as the foundation for the progressive formation of a new concept of our worldview? Where is the world degrading? Are the guards to blame for the burning houses? Is the beer to blame for you being drunk? Think about it! Everyone is responsible for their actions, and as one of my monk friends from the Dragon Monastery said: "Don't spit in the mirror if you're not happy with your face." So let us be in self-awareness, in the true Yum school, and let us not forget the Admonitions of Socrates Al-Safir..."
Limping Shoemaker to a completely drunk cat: "What is he saying? I can't seem to connect anything..."
Cat: "You need to drink more, who will understand the high words of a philosopher with half a mug of diluted orcish grog? And you don't have that level of development yet..."
Here, an empty bottle flies out of the prison window and hits my flask, a flash of fiery fireworks... I'm thrown back by the explosion. People scream, demons, the last judgment is coming, everyone runs away.
Some attack the guards with their fists, others go to the prison to free the prisoners so that they can enjoy life one last time... others decide to take everything from life at the last moment and start robbing neighboring shops... others, shouting "Demons! Urgash himself has come to us," run in different directions... only stirring up and fueling the panic... I'm lying on the pavement next to a mop and an axe... complete chaos all around.
I don't understand what this person wants. A piece of paper? Well, it's worth a try, I take off this horn and hand it to the person coming out of the gate. The guards stare at me in surprise.
And here I am, having swum. I wonder where the Stonehenge is. I quickly hide in the bushes, as a battalion of skeletons passed by.
Having drunk one of the two mugs, I pour half of the sleeping potion into the empty mug, approach the bartender and say: "Friend, help me out! Soon, a man in a gray cloak will come here, he looks about 22 years old, with short black hair and gray eyes. He is a special guest in this tavern - a noble servant of the empire. When he comes, pour ale into this mug and offer it to him! There are 5 silver coins at stake, don't be afraid!"
I give him the mug with the sleeping potion.
Coming to my senses (brr... no, I don't need these succubi...), I find that I'm standing... I don't know where, actually.
But over there, the grass is still smoldering... *I strain my ears* Oh my god! That's my friend, Wu-Jin! And, judging by the fireworks, that young imp DJ... the one I drank dwarven moonshine with in the "Dark Empire" 4 years ago... Brr... those were good times... *I run to them and see...*
I spent the whole free day sleeping (+30 hp), in the morning I felt full of energy and went to the docks... where I was already waiting...
Approaching the entrance to the Brotherhood, I stopped, and a...
