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"Alright, let's go, but you'll give me, in addition to those 30 coins, one piece of that... well, that crap..."
The rider, after some hesitation, agreed... We headed to the mine.
Ничего нет только у мёртвого - у живого есть хотя бы жизнь...
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You’re probably right. We need to prepare. Jack, what do you think I should do to myself so that the necromancers don’t recognize me?

First of all, put someone on the throne for the time of your absence... and then they will think that you are in the palace... but you will have to part with your amulet... or... you can announce your death, of course, unofficially, and spread the rumor that you died... and in reality, go to the island... I think there is no other way for us...
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I disembarked and gave the captain the remaining 15 gold (I had 42 left). During meditation, I restored +30 HP.
I entered the armory and asked:
"How much can I sell the following items for?":
1. Arrows
2. Clubs
3. Axes
4. Swords
5. Bows
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I disembarked and gave the captain the remaining 15 gold coins (leaving me with 42). During meditation, I recovered +30 HP.
I entered the armory and asked:
"How much can I sell the following items for?":
1. Arrows
2. Clubs
3. Axes
4. Swords
5. Bows
It depends on what they are. What material are they made of?
First of all, you need to put someone on the throne while you are away... and then they will think... that you are in the palace... but you will have to part with your amulet... or... you can announce your death, of course, unofficially, and spread the rumor that you have died..., and in reality, go to the island... I think there is no other way...
It's better not to talk about death, otherwise you will have to fight the rumors about your death, but you can talk about the fact that the emperor has been found. Then the rebels will leave the island and continue to act. Okay, I'll leave the amulet, puts the amulet in the chest. Well, that's all, I have to go. I put on a dark cloak. Well, I need to set off. I left the palace, got on the boat, and set off for the island. 20 posts
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Imprisonment. Day I.

After a hearty meal of pasta and coffee with Orcish beetroot, the prisoners began to settle into their cell.
Jean-Marie conjured a stake with the summon stake spell (mana -10). Wu-Jin started a fire using the book "Hero Timurius and His Partisans." The fire burned brightly, as it was blessed (blessing spell on all prisoners). The blonde, super-strong Viking, Omelyan Kosopest, began to arrange his corner of the cell with fish bones and cat fur, from which he made double basses. The kitsch artist, Antonio, painted the wall with various obscene inscriptions, in which the words Cardinal, Omnipotent, and a strange abbreviation PM occasionally appeared.
Slowly, the sun set beyond the horizon of this strange world, which could only be understood after drinking a liter or two of peach schnapps, after first consuming a couple of liters of Orcish beetroot tea. The prisoners comfortably sat near the fire, in which the book "Hero Timurius and His Partisans" was burning. Everyone is silently chewing on the remains of the cell cat.
Jean-Marie spoke first: "I once knew a vampire," Jean-Marie delved into thought, holding a stake in his hands and wrapped in a stylish dark blue cloak, - "she lived somewhere far away, in a city called either Moslensk or Margarinoslensk, I don't remember. And I couldn't understand her, sometimes she made me laugh, sometimes cry, and I threw a homemade grenade at her. Hot dogs made from vampire meat are excellent, I tell you," Jean-Marie bites off a huge piece of cat meat with a bone and spits it into the fire, - "unlike this crap!"
Wu-Jin: "There are different cases. I knew one scoundrel, a stoned assassin. He told me that he danced with a beautiful ghost under the alley of moderators!"
Antonio and Jean-Marie: "He's lying!"
Wu-Jin: "And I agree (knowledge +1 to solving the next mystery). He got drunk or smoked something good, and he had a hallucination. But he said she was very beautiful. I'll go and beat his face! (morality +1)"
Kosopest: "I wish I could smoke some..."
Jean-Marie takes a plan from his voluminous trousers and throws it into the fire. An English fog and smog wafts over the prisoners from all sides. Everyone laughs wildly (morality +3).
Suddenly, a guard bursts into the cell and takes Antonio to the torture chamber.
Jean-Marie: "I know a secret entrance to the torture chamber! Follow me!"
Everyone starts to run, but suddenly they stop and sadly look at the plan.
Wu-Jin: "Forget it. We'll finish smoking, gather our strength, and go tomorrow".
The super-strong Viking inhales the smoke and throws an empty coffee bottle out the window. This served as a signal for the rebels to begin the revolution. The assault on the castle begins...
Jean-Marie: "That's how, my friend, all revolutions have the same beginning and end: first, glass bottles are broken, and soon, all hell breaks loose..."
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It depends on what they are? What material are they made of?
There are 53 regular arrows with iron tips. (I kept 10 arrows).
There are two simple wooden clubs, covered in resin, and one has a handle secured with a leather strap.
There are 9 steel axes with regular wooden handles. There are also 3 steel axes with painted handles.
There is one sword (the second one is with me). It's made of steel with a regular handle.
There are 3 bows (1 with engraving for myself), regular oak bows.
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53 regular arrows with iron tips. (Left 10 arrows)
Two simple wooden clubs, coated with resin, and one has a leather strap on the handle.
9 steel axes with regular wooden handles. Also, 3 steel axes with painted handles.
One sword (the second one is with me). Steel with a regular handle.
3 bows (1 with engraving for myself), regular oak bows.
An oak bow?:eek: Very interesting, and how do you shoot with that?
Well, I'll take the arrows. But they don't seem to be very fresh. - 53 copper
The clubs are okay - I'll give 2 copper for them.
I'll take the axes with the painted handles - 10 silver
The sword - 2 silver
I'll take the bow, interesting craftsmanship - 5 silver
Total: 225 copper.
Do you agree?
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It’s better not to talk about death, otherwise we’ll have to fight the rumors about it, but we can talk about the fact that the emperor has been found. Then the rebels will leave the island and continue to act elsewhere. Okay, I’ll leave the amulet; he puts the amulet in the chest. Well, that’s all for me. I put on a dark cloak. Well, I need to set off. I left the palace, got on a boat, and headed to island 20.
Will there be a job for me?
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After scratching his head for a bit, pondering what that white thing (paper) was, he put it on his horn and flew to his destination. At the gate stood a guard. - I... want to pass. You understand, dragon-style? P-r-o-y-t-i... The guard's eyes: Dragons have become completely brazen! They fly right up to the gates and start shouting! Sound the alarm! There's a dragon at the city gates!
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Well, after resting, you wake up, and next to you lies... KATYA OCHKARYOVA. You quickly sober up. It's just a glitch. You drank some bad brew in the tavern. Well, morning has come. You've had your fun. You were kicked out of the city because your fireworks burned down half of it. What will you do now?
- Hello, Katya - I say in a drunken voice to the mop lying next to me - would you like to go for a walk?
Katya was silent for some reason...
- She's quiet... - I replied to the peasant looking at me with a surprised expression, on a cart with hay.
- Hey, can you give me a ride to the city? They owe me money there - I ask.
- Why not give you a ride, Elrat, our father, you meet all sorts of strange things on the road.
I jump into the cart with the mop and the axe...
A prison carriage passes by. The cart slowly drives towards the city.
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An oak bow?:eek: That's quite interesting, and how would you shoot with such a thing?
Well, I'll take the arrows. But they don't seem very fresh. - 53 copper coins
The clubs are okay - I'll give 2 copper coins for them.
I'll take the axes with the painted handles - 10 silver coins
The sword - 2 silver coins
I'll take the bow, it's an interesting piece - 5 silver coins
Total: - 225 copper coins.
Do we have a deal?
I agree.
Then I went into the local tavern. "Bartender! A mug of ale
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Arriving in Obscurnict, I immediately noticed the atmosphere... A strange city of Dark Elves... Hmm, here I can learn combat magic... As soon as I took my first step, a boy ran up to me and handed me a small leather pouch. - Uncle, are you a necromancer? - Well, yes, and what do I need this pouch for, and what's inside? - Uncle, here are ingredients for dark runes... Take them, uncle, for only 10 silver. - Hmm, okay (-10 silver). Opening the pouch, I found 4 demon wings, 2 pieces of sulfur, 2 vampire fangs, and a barbarian's finger. *Not bad.* Okay, now I need to contact my employer and get instructions!
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She is dead... I crushed her head.

Тьма уже поглотила мое сердце...:smile24:
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Hey, will I find a job here???
You will, you'll set sail for Adenbront tomorrow. You'll be distracting the Necromancers.
Agreed.
Then I went to the local tavern. "Bartender! A mug of ale to the table in the dark corner."
I go and sit at the table, waiting for the ale.
A man in a black robe approaches you and offers you a job. You need to temporarily demoralize Metropolitan Jomalungu, said the agent of the Dark Brotherhood. Here's an advance - 225 Media. Do you agree?
Arriving in Obscurnikt, the first thing I noticed was the atmosphere... A strange city of Dark Elves... Hmm, here I can learn combat magic... As soon as I took my first step, a boy ran up to me and handed me a small leather pouch.
- Uncle, are you a Necromancer?
-Well, yes, and what do I need this pouch for, and what's in it?
- Uncle, here are ingredients for dark runes... Take it, uncle, for only 10 silver.
- Hmm, okay (-10 silver)
Opening the pouch, I found 4 imp wings, 2 pieces of sulfur, 2 vampire fangs, and a barbarian's finger *not bad*
Okay, now I need to contact my employer and get instructions!
You went into the tavern, a dark elf approached you and gave you a scroll with instructions. You need to find the secret base of the Dark Brotherhood. But somewhere on the border of the lands of the dark elves and the dwarves. You need to find it and find out about the latest events in the brotherhood.
Hello Katya - I say in a drunken voice, to the mop lying next to me - would you like to go for a walk?
Katya was silent for some reason...
- She's quiet... - I replied to the peasant, who was looking at me with a surprised look, on a cart with hay.
- Hey, can you give me a ride to the city, they owe me money there - I ask.
- Why not give you a ride, Father Elrat, you can meet all sorts of strange things on the road.
I jump into the cart with the mop and the axe...
A prison carriage passes by. The carriage slowly drives towards the city.
Suddenly, Katya spoke. I want to marry you. Andrei Padlych, I agree to anything! And now you're in the city, what will you do...?
Scratching my head a little, wondering what this white thing (paper) is, I put it on my horn and flew to my destination.
There was a guard at the gate.
- I want to... pass through. You understand, in dragon language? P-r-o-y-t-i...

The guard's eyes:
The dragons have become too brazen! They fly right up to the gates and start shouting! Sound the alarm! There's a dragon at the city gates!
I left the imperial city. Suddenly I see a dragon. I wonder what he's doing here. I ask him who you are? And what do you need here?
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"Fine, let's go, but you'll give me one piece of this... well, this sh***... in addition to those 30 coins..."
The Rider agreed after a bit of haggling... We set off for the mine..
So you are at the mine. The Rider stayed at the entrance and sent you into the cave. He wasn't going to go in himself. Now you are in the cave. A zombie crawls up to you and whacks you with a knife - 10HP, a ghost flew up from behind and also slammed you - 10HP, and a skeleton shoots from afar - 5HP, ghost №2 flew toward you and smacked you with a piece of Ebonite - 5hp, And here is the second piece in the hand of a lich who throws it at you -7HP, and casts a poisonous cloud, you dodge -10HP
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A man in a black cloak approaches you and offers you a job. You need to temporarily demoralize Metropolitan Jomalungu, said the agent of the brotherhood of darkness. Here's an advance - 225 coppers. Do you agree?
The bartender brings the ale, and I give him a silver coin. I take the mug and say:
"It depends on how exactly to demoralize him! The Metropolitan is a powerful man, and even the Emperor favors him! And I don't want a high reward to be offered for my head! Tell me more, and then we'll see!"
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