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Imprisonment. Day I.
After a hearty meal of pasta and coffee with Orcish beetroot, the prisoners began to settle into their cell.
Jean-Marie conjured a stake with the summon stake spell (mana -10). Wu-Jin started a fire using the book "Hero Timurius and His Partisans." The fire burned brightly, as it was blessed (blessing spell on all prisoners). The blonde, super-strong Viking, Omelyan Kosopest, began to arrange his corner of the cell with fish bones and cat fur, from which he made double basses. The kitsch artist, Antonio, painted the wall with various obscene inscriptions, in which the words Cardinal, Omnipotent, and a strange abbreviation PM occasionally appeared.
Slowly, the sun set beyond the horizon of this strange world, which could only be understood after drinking a liter or two of peach schnapps, after first consuming a couple of liters of Orcish beetroot tea. The prisoners comfortably sat near the fire, in which the book "Hero Timurius and His Partisans" was burning. Everyone is silently chewing on the remains of the cell cat.
Jean-Marie spoke first: "I once knew a vampire," Jean-Marie delved into thought, holding a stake in his hands and wrapped in a stylish dark blue cloak, - "she lived somewhere far away, in a city called either Moslensk or Margarinoslensk, I don't remember. And I couldn't understand her, sometimes she made me laugh, sometimes cry, and I threw a homemade grenade at her. Hot dogs made from vampire meat are excellent, I tell you," Jean-Marie bites off a huge piece of cat meat with a bone and spits it into the fire, - "unlike this crap!"
Wu-Jin: "There are different cases. I knew one scoundrel, a stoned assassin. He told me that he danced with a beautiful ghost under the alley of moderators!"
Antonio and Jean-Marie: "He's lying!"
Wu-Jin: "And I agree (knowledge +1 to solving the next mystery). He got drunk or smoked something good, and he had a hallucination. But he said she was very beautiful. I'll go and beat his face! (morality +1)"
Kosopest: "I wish I could smoke some..."
Jean-Marie takes a plan from his voluminous trousers and throws it into the fire. An English fog and smog wafts over the prisoners from all sides. Everyone laughs wildly (morality +3).
Suddenly, a guard bursts into the cell and takes Antonio to the torture chamber.
Jean-Marie: "I know a secret entrance to the torture chamber! Follow me!"
Everyone starts to run, but suddenly they stop and sadly look at the plan.
Wu-Jin: "Forget it. We'll finish smoking, gather our strength, and go tomorrow".
The super-strong Viking inhales the smoke and throws an empty coffee bottle out the window. This served as a signal for the rebels to begin the revolution. The assault on the castle begins...
Jean-Marie: "That's how, my friend, all revolutions have the same beginning and end: first, glass bottles are broken, and soon, all hell breaks loose..."