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Jomalunga;59780
I give a clear order: "Keep an eye on him, and soon EXECUTE him" (evil laugh)
"Here!" - the monk shows Joma the middle finger.
The monk is thrown into the cell: "And you too," he says, pointing at the guards, "I'll beat the faces off both of you with my bare hands, because I know Kung-Hvu - the fighting style of sadists!"
In the cell are the kitsch artist Antonio, the merchant navy sailor Archibald, the engineer Grigory Obezianenko, and Omelyan Kosopest - a blond, superhuman Viking.
Archibald: "Oh, a new one!"
Antonio: "Forget about the monk, are we playing or not?"
Omelyan: "Come play with us. We're playing the double bass."
Wu-Jin: "And what are the double basses made of?"
Archibald: "We made them from cat skins, those damned double basses, and the strings from their guts."
Wu-Jin: "Interesting, very interesting. And how do we escape from prison?"
Grigory: spits and slams his fist on the table: "There's no way out, damn it! Look at our kitsch artist," he points to the artist, "his right hemisphere was amputated after Magnus the All-Encompassing started his 'democracy.' He wanted to escape from the palace, so they caught him, raped him, and fed a piece of his brain to the wild Viking tribes" (he glances at Kosopest)
Wu-Jin: "Democracy?"
Omelyan: "Sir Archibald touched the hair of Sir Mare, and punched him in the face. Sir Norfor beat up Sir John. That's what this crap is called, democracy, damn it!"
Wu-Jin sits down and plays cards with the prisoners.
Suddenly, Joma approaches the cell....
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So... I'm in "Gnome"... Askh the Great, what a name... Oops... That guy in the corner... *I look closely and see through the illusion that he has the mark of the brotherhood*
— E-excuse me! M-may I speak with you? *quietly, in his ear* Let's go, I have a package...




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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I woke up and realized I had been robbed! In my anger, I think: "May he who did this be cursed! I will take revenge on him, and it will be a terrible revenge!" The battle is over, but annoyance overwhelms me! I approached the pile of corpses of Barbarians and Demons and began to search for anything I could use!
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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Night;59786
"Here!" - the monk shows Joe the middle finger.
The monk is thrown into the cell: "And you too," he points at the guards, "I'll beat the faces off you two freaks with my bare hands, because I know Kung-Hwa - the fighting style of sadists!"
In the cell are the kitsch artist Antonio, the merchant marine Archibald, the engineer Grigory Obezianenko, and Omelyan Kosopest - a blond, super-viking.
Archibald: "Oh, a new one!"
Antonio: "Forget about him, are we playing or not?"
Omelyan: "Come play with us. We're playing on double basses."
Wu-Jin: "And what are the double basses made of?"
Archibald: "We made them from cat skins, those damned double basses, and the strings from their guts."
Wu-Jin: "Interesting, very interesting. And how do we escape from prison?"
Grigory: spits and slams his fist on the table: "There's no way out, damn it! Look at our kitsch artist," he points at the artist, "his right hemisphere was amputated after Magnus the All-Encompassing started his 'democracy.' He wanted to escape from the palace, so they caught him, raped him, and fed a piece of his brain to wild Viking tribes" (he glances at Kosopest)
Wu-Jin: "Democracy?"
Omelyan: "Sir Archibald offended Sir Mare's feelings, and punched him in the face. Sir Norfor beat up Sir John. That's what this crap is called, democracy, damn it!"
Wu-Jin sits down and plays cards with the prisoners.
Suddenly, Joe approaches the cell....
Oh, I say: "Call the executioner! (or whatever he's called)" and to Wu-Jin: "You will die today!"
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Jomalunga;59791
Oh, I tell Wu-Jin: "Call the executioner! (or whatever his name is), you're going to die today!"
All the prisoners shout "NA!" and give the middle finger. Only the blond, super-viking Kosopest doesn't participate in this act of disrespect – he breaks the bars on the window and runs out. Everyone runs after him.
Archibald: "What a fool, why didn't he just rip off the bars right away?"
Kosopest, fluffing his blond hair: "It wasn't in the script! Plan PM is starting! Let's run to some city, to a tavern called Gnome under 40 degrees!"
Wu-Jin: "The stuff was excellent, the Vikings haven't come yet..."
Everyone runs.
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Here, the catapults slowly roll up... they stop... they are loaded with stones, and... "FIRE!!!" The volley of stones flies towards the fortress... but in response, nothing... only silence... all of this surprised me a little... "FIRE!!!" again, another volley of stones flies towards the fortress... We gather the troops and go on the attack... the wall cracks at its base... another volley... everything on the wall collapses... "Into battle!" - I shout, and the troops move forward...
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Night;59792
All the prisoners shout "NA!" and show the middle finger. Only the blond, muscular Viking, Kosopest, doesn't participate in this act of disrespect – he breaks the bars on the window and runs out. Everyone runs after him.
Archibald: "What a fool, why didn't he just rip off the bars right away?"
Kosopest, fluffing his blond hair: "It's not in the script! Plan PM begins! Let's run to some city, to the Gnome tavern, where the drinks are 40 degrees!"
Wu-Jin: "The stuff was excellent, the Vikings haven't been here yet..."
Everyone runs.
I run after them and shoot Wu-Jin with my staff.
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Night;59792
All the prisoners are shouting "NA!" and showing the middle finger. Only the blond, super-viking Kosopest doesn't participate in this act of disrespect – he breaks the window bars and runs out. Everyone runs after him.
Archibald: "What a fool, why didn't he just break the bars right away?"
Kosopest, fluffing his blond hair: "It's not in the script! Plan PM is starting! Let's run to some unknown city, to the Gnome tavern, where the drinks are 40 degrees!"
Wu-Jin: "The stuff was excellent, the Vikings haven't arrived yet..."
Everyone runs.
A ransom of 100 gold has been set for your head. Your friends want to kill you:smile07:. An archangel is chasing you. And you need to get to Arksakr.
So... I'm in the "Gnome"... Askh Velikaya, what a name... Oops... That guy in the corner... *I look closely, and I see through the illusion that he has the mark of the brotherhood.*
— P-pardon me! M-may I speak with you! *quietly, in his ear* Let's go, I have a package...
Finally, how long must I wait? Here are your 20 silver coins. 20 you received as an advance payment + 20, totaling 40. The man leaves and disappears.
Slowly, the catapults roll up... they stop... they are loaded with stones and... "FIRE!!!" A volley of stones flies towards the Fortress... but there is no response... only silence... this surprised me a little... "FIRE!!!" again, another volley of stones flies towards the Fortress... We gather the troops and go on the attack... the wall cracks at its base... another volley... everything on the wall collapses... "Into battle!" - I shout, and the troops move forward...
You are in the city. Behind the fortress wall are 20 archdevils and 20 overlords. What will you do? I approached Obscurnikt. I found a second altar +1 to attack +1 level. Now I'm going to Agimont, 10 posts
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Jomalunga;59795
I'm chasing them and shooting at Wu-Jin with my staff.
The charge hits Archibald. He falls like a sack of crap in the style of epic action movies - slowly and kicking, saying "run" and showing Joe the middle finger.
Kichman throws a huge rock at Joe and hits one of the guards, who hooks Joe with his halberd. Joe falls.
The prisoners successfully escape from him. They run to a field with crosses and graves. Jean Mare comes towards them, waving a stick of strange shape with a mushroom-shaped tip (;)).
Jean Mare: "Where is the Cardinal?"
Kosopest: "In his ass!"
Wu-Jin, prophesying: "I see an ass! The Cardinal is sitting in it!"
Jean Mare: "Now we're going to the tavern, getting drunk, and starting Plan B, okay?"
Everyone: "Okay."
Everyone runs to the tavern, where the temperature is around 40 degrees or something.
But suddenly, he meets...
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*mentally*Light! Where did he go?
*running after him, but I can't catch up*Mrrz! I risked my life...
Never mind...
I remember, I agreed to meet Wu here... at the "Drunken Orc". I'll wait for two days, if he doesn't show up, I'll go to the city of humans...




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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As we ventured deeper into the cave with R.3.M., we started encountering more and more imps and similar low-level creatures! We dealt with them easily and continued towards the center of the mine! ...Suddenly, a powerful blow (-60hp) stunned me, and I was thrown into a corner, knocking the hood off my face. R.3.M. had already drawn his sword and was wielding it with incredible skill in front of the demon! I slowly got up, swaying, grabbed my sword, took a rune from my leather pouch, and cast a spell (the demon's defense decreased by 2). After that, R.3.M.'s attacks started to break through the demon's defenses. I then rushed towards the demon and began swinging my two-handed Inquisitor's sword. The battle lasted about 15 minutes; it was very difficult (the Harbinger also dealt -24 HP, and R.3.M. took -60 HP). After the victory, I cut off the demon's head and put it in my bag! Well, I think we've fulfilled our part of the deal! Let's go to the Armorer.

Leaving the mine, we slowly made our way to the tavern (I had already pulled my hood back over my head), not saying anything. I just thanked Rem for his quick reaction.

Entering the tavern, I saw the Armorer. I approached him, called the waitress, and ordered three mugs of beer (-3 silver). Well, as I said, your demon is dead, and here's the proof! I think we've fulfilled our part of the deal. Now it's your turn...
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She is dead... I crushed her head.

Тьма уже поглотила мое сердце...:smile24:
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The charge hits Archibald. He falls like a sack of crap in the style of epic action movies – slowly and kicking while saying "run" and showing the middle finger to Joe.
Kichman throws a huge rock at Joe and hits one of the guards, who hooks Joe with his halberd. Joe falls.
The prisoners successfully escape from him. They run to a field with crosses and graves. Jean Mare walks towards them, waving a stick of strange shape with a mushroom-shaped tip (;)).
Jean Mare: "Where is the Cardinal?"
Kosopest: "In his ass!"
Wu-Jin, prophesying: "I see an ass! The Cardinal is sitting in it!"
Jean Mare: "Now we go to the tavern, get drunk, and start Plan B, okay?"
Everyone: "Okay."
Everyone runs to the tavern, where it's 40 degrees or something like that.
But suddenly, an Archangel appears and leads them to prison. For 30 turns. I understand that it's very funny, but Night, you're going too far.
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Magnus;59796
You are in the city. Behind the fortress wall are 20 Archdevils and 20 Lords. What are your actions?
Here I am in the city... Archers are raining arrows down on the Lords... Archdevils are appearing right in the center of the Inquisitors' formation... a bloodbath begins... now the Lords are attacking... my eyes are filled with blood (RAGE)... I grab two battle axes and run into the fight. Suddenly, an Archdevil appears in front of me... I throw my axes at it (-39 hp), grab a spear... it tries to attack, but I block the blow (but it has such a strong attack that it knocks me back -30 hp)... I get up, throw the spear (-34 hp), grab my AXE... and plunge it into him (-40 hp)... but the Archdevil... strikes, knocking me back (-50 hp). I gather my last strength and rush into the fight, jumping onto its neck (MEANWHILE, ALMOST NO ARCHERS ARE LEFT, BUT THE LORDS ARE ALMOST DESTROYED, THE INQUISITORS ARE FIGHTING THE ARCHDEVILS... ARCHANGELS ARE FLYING IN...). I bite... it grabs my torso and throws me against the wall (5 units are unconscious).
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Aitsuken, you're like after a huge dose of hookah. You kill everyone with your poems, everyone is afraid of you, so even Faidaen is jealous. You barge into a tavern, see 2 demons that are absolutely identical, two bartenders, and so on. What do you do?
Harbinger. Yes, you've earned your 30 silver coins, here you go.
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Harbinger. You earned your 30 silvers, here you go.


R.3.M., here are your 15 coins, don't spend them all on drinks! Thanks for the help... He puts the Demon's head in a bag and leaves.

Approaching the bartender, he hands over a coin (-1 silver) and says, "If you find any worthwhile work for a Necromancer, let me know! I'll be here tomorrow! I hope you understand... Good luck."

Passing by Rema, he glanced at him from under his hood and quickly walked away.
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She is dead... I crushed her head.

Тьма уже поглотила мое сердце...:smile24: