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"Here!" - the monk shows Joe the middle finger.
The monk is thrown into the cell: "And you too," he points at the guards, "I'll beat the faces off you two freaks with my bare hands, because I know Kung-Hwa - the fighting style of sadists!"
In the cell are the kitsch artist Antonio, the merchant marine Archibald, the engineer Grigory Obezianenko, and Omelyan Kosopest - a blond, super-viking.
Archibald: "Oh, a new one!"
Antonio: "Forget about him, are we playing or not?"
Omelyan: "Come play with us. We're playing on double basses."
Wu-Jin: "And what are the double basses made of?"
Archibald: "We made them from cat skins, those damned double basses, and the strings from their guts."
Wu-Jin: "Interesting, very interesting. And how do we escape from prison?"
Grigory: spits and slams his fist on the table: "There's no way out, damn it! Look at our kitsch artist," he points at the artist, "his right hemisphere was amputated after Magnus the All-Encompassing started his 'democracy.' He wanted to escape from the palace, so they caught him, raped him, and fed a piece of his brain to wild Viking tribes" (he glances at Kosopest)
Wu-Jin: "Democracy?"
Omelyan: "Sir Archibald offended Sir Mare's feelings, and punched him in the face. Sir Norfor beat up Sir John. That's what this crap is called, democracy, damn it!"
Wu-Jin sits down and plays cards with the prisoners.
Suddenly, Joe approaches the cell....
Oh, I say: "Call the executioner! (or whatever he's called)" and to Wu-Jin: "You will die today!"