Posts from Magnus’s RPG empire on the portal. Auto-translated

*thinking* Light, light, holy dwarves!!! And what do you want me to do? Put it on? I'll faint... Not put it on? Sure... There, someone is waving an arbalest... Hmm... An idea...
Are you guys having trouble with the undead?*I take the cross with my LEFT HAND IN A GLOVE* And what do you know about the undead? Tell me, soldier, if I were... well, a vampire... would I wear SUCH a katana?*I take out a silver katana* That's right, I wouldn't...*I put on the cross, but in such a way that neither the cross nor the chain touches the skin, but is attached to the jacket - but the dwarves don't see this* There, I put it on, are you satisfied?*I take it off and hand it over* Can I go now?

We'll heal you, we'll heal you... he's trying to turn you into a skeleton.

Approaching the mine, I saw a familiar figure... why did he show up so early??? He's probably waiting for me to be late.... Not today!!!
Approaching, I sneezed specifically loudly, maybe he'll get scared!!!!!
-A-A-Achoo-oo-oo-oo!!!

Suspecting something was amiss, I grabbed the healer by the throat and angrily said, "How dare you turn me into a creature unworthy of my status! I need healing, not transformation!" And I use "Death Grip" on the healer.

Jack, you have arrived at the island. It is all ablaze. Orcs are fighting demons, but Necromancers are raising the orcs as skeletons. You decided to leave the archers on the ship. The battle was long and drawn out; all that is known is that many fell in battle, the army was defeated, but demons were appearing from the portal. You were on the verge of annihilation. Then, a voice sounded in your head; it was the shaman. "Quickly retreat, you are losing. Attack the demon Fortress. It is almost empty now. Destroy it, and the demons will stop appearing in Adenbron."

retreat... "I shout to everyone, heading towards the Ship" - those who were already on the verge of death stayed behind and covered our retreat. The battle exhausted me greatly (-50 hp), but I also killed a couple of demons. I ask the druid to send his raven to Magnus... and to deliver a message.
"Magnus, unfortunately, the island has completely fallen... but there is still a chance to banish the demons. We are now on our way to the Demon Fortress... and we need ballistae and catapults. We must destroy the Demon Fortress, and they should be stationed 10,000 yards away from the fortress with a hundred archers and 50 crossbowmen...."

I performed the ritual with the first stonehenge. I gain +1 level and +1 to knowledge, and I found a telepathy scroll. Suddenly, a raven flew to me, and I learned about the defeat. That's sad. I use the scroll to send a message to the archmage. He is worried and will pass it on to the other advisors. And now, an army is leaving from Agimont with equipment, 100 archers, 125 inquisitors, and 25 archangels. It will arrive in 5 turns.

Damn it, Wu-Jin!!! Then I'll call you Cardinal!

Coming to Joe Everestre, Wu-Jin said to him: "Not all yogurts are equally beneficial, oh wise Joe! Why did you accept the laurels from the evil Cardinal? Are you sitting on gold and heating your food with firewood from the great silver forest? Is it not heavy for you to carry all this armor with clumsy pictures? Texture artists don't like you, bourgeois, and they draw crooked faces instead of noble ones! I see courage and valor in you, Joe. And your face doesn't seem fat or disgusting. You are a rebel at heart!" With these words, Wu-Jin tries to take on an angelic form, but the hangover and a bunch of dirty hair on his head prevent him from doing so.
And then Joe began to speak:...

Dear sir, please keep this in mind:
1. I hate sycophants.
2. I hate rebels.
3. I hate you!
What punishment do you want?
And how dare you speak like that about Emperor Magnus?!

"You're just an old fool, sitting here and trading faces! And your emperor is about to get a beating from none other than Johann Strauss! Be afraid, you lackey of Cardinal Rochefort!"

Well, we finally arrived and joined forces with the imperial army... And we are preparing to take the fortress...

You have assembled your army. And you are ready to take the Fortress. The Fortress is filled with demons, but there aren't many of them. What are your actions?