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Damn it, Wu-Jin!!! Then I'll call you Cardinal!

Coming to Joe Everestre, Wu-Jin said to him: "Not all yogurts are equally beneficial, oh wise Joe! Why did you accept the laurels from the evil Cardinal? Are you sitting on gold and heating your food with firewood from the great silver forest? Is it not heavy for you to carry all this armor with clumsy pictures? Texture artists don't like you, bourgeois, and they draw crooked faces instead of noble ones! I see courage and valor in you, Joe. And your face doesn't seem fat or disgusting. You are a rebel at heart!" With these words, Wu-Jin tries to take on an angelic form, but the hangover and a bunch of dirty hair on his head prevent him from doing so.
And then Joe began to speak:...
Dear sir, please keep this in mind:
1. I hate sycophants.
2. I hate rebels.
3. I hate you!
What punishment do you want?
And how dare you speak like that about Emperor Magnus?!