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No need. I drank some water in the morning and I feel fine.

Should I gift you a leather flute?

Gift it! Forge it. Out of metal! A leather one.

xxx: In "Heroes," I missed the feeling that I was building a great empire, that I was a king and a demigod. First turn – my army found a bundle of wood near the castle, wow. Second turn – my lord, we found a pot of mercury! Third turn – my master, we found another bundle of wood, but it is guarded by a strong enemy force. Well, let's spend another three turns gathering an army and fighting; these logs will be ours!

Six turns to conquer a tree! Six turns!

noob and lol.

Probably, he's also building a Capitol, you fool.

o_O
But how can you not build it? x)

Tomorrow, we're going to the nuclear geophysics lab to measure the gamma radiation around the Lenin monument in the city center. Apparently, there should be an elevated radiation background because the pedestal is made of potassium-containing rocks (granite, which contains a lot of potassium feldspar).

By the way, the Lenin monument in the city center is the largest Lenin monument in the entire Far East!

Lenin simply radiates isotopes of a happy life and socialism.

Lizard, he's been thinking about this for a long time. (My database isn't working.)

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Vegtamchik, when are we going to brainstorm what to write in Expedition?

Once, I was walking through the forest and saw a well. I approached it, entered an elevator, sat on a bicycle, started a motorcycle, and then, bam, a conductor approached me and said, "Auntie, give up your seat." And I said that I don't smoke. So this child started crying! But I didn't panic and gave him a punch in the face, and he grabbed his knee and shouted, "My back! My back!" And I thought, maybe he's crazy? I got out of this train, looked around, and saw a minibus. So I approached it and said, "Winston Blue and 0.5 liters of vodka." And she gave me Bond and beer, I took this stuff and moonshine, and ran away from these cops! Then these firefighters caught up with me in an ambulance! They caught up and said, "You forgot your change!" So I took a kilogram of apples and went to the market to trade! I brought them, managed to display these bananas, and an old woman ran up and bought all my peaches, and told me to put everything in a bag! And I thought, what is she, completely senile, how am I going to put 20 watermelons in a bag?! I took the money and went home! I haven't been to the forest since... and I haven't touched mushrooms.

Did you copy the wrong link to the facepalm image or something? :D

Good morning, gentlemen.

It’s already daytime for the lords.

and I just woke up, so it’s morning for me.