Sacred Haven of Debauchery

xxx: In "Heroes," I missed the feeling that I was building a great empire, that I was a king and a demigod. First turn – my army found a bundle of wood near the castle, wow. Second turn – my lord, we found a pot of mercury! Third turn – my master, we found another bundle of wood, but it is guarded by a strong enemy force. Well, let's spend another three turns gathering an army and fighting; these logs will be ours!