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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#46736
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Aaaah, guys, this just can’t be happening!!!!! This is the second time I’m completely blown away, bring a bucket for the bricks!!!!!! The thing is, in the advertisement for the Just Russia party, music from [game] is quietly playing in the background.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#46737
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Yes, Nebo found a great article. And if I had someone to celebrate with, I wouldn't be looking for such reasons. Having a delicious cup of tea is a much better reason to celebrate.
 

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#46738
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Of course, you shouldn't blindly trust Lurkomorye, but the version where Valentin is a pimp and Valentin, who writes about perverts, is quite amusing.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#46739
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Well, if it weren't for Valya, we wouldn't have gotten married. And we probably wouldn't have had many children... Which means there wouldn't be 7 billion people.
Um, well, I mean, less than half of these 7 billion people haven't heard of Valya, which doesn't stop them from getting married regularly. The sacrament of marriage existed long before him, even in the Old Testament.
 

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#46740
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But that’s immoral!
How, lol? It’s immoral to forbid people from getting married. He didn’t force anyone to marry; he simply forbade those who wanted to.
On New Year’s, we remember what happened in the old year and place our hopes on the new one.
Who are you?
On Christmas and Easter, the very name tells us what we remember.
The name doesn’t mean anything to anyone. Most people see it as a reason to… well, not necessarily get drunk, but just to celebrate; no one even thinks about the fact that it’s a new year, that the old year is ending, that Christ has risen, or anything else. No one cares about that anymore. And, by the way, Valentine’s Day is different from other holidays in a positive way: at least it’s not just about giving gifts; the gifts are directly related to love. Added after 53 seconds
MUSIC IS PLAYING FROM
Could it really be ponies?
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#46741
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Who are you?
Spoiled brats.
What, lol? It's immoral to forbid marriage. He didn't force anyone to marry; he simply allowed those who wanted to, and they were previously forbidden.
Who forbade them? Their parents? Yes, that's terrible. Imagine: your parents forbid you from eating candy before dinner. Then some random uncle, Vanya, comes along and says, "Go ahead, eat it!" This makes Uncle Vanya a good guy, and your parents the bad guys. Is that normal?
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By the way, Valentina was indeed de-canonized in the 20th century. Apparently, there's a reason for it.
 

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#46742
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Why are you fixated on just one version? You should read about the others.

Be strong. Believe
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#46743
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The Lupercalia celebrations ended with a peculiar lottery. Teenage girls wrote their names on slips of paper and placed them in a large urn, and then each man drew a slip from the urn. The girl whose name a man drew became his sexual partner for the entire year until the next celebrations. Thus, for people, the holiday was associated with free love and other sexual relations with minors.
Cool, I want such a holiday.

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Non-drinking rich kids.
Intellectuals, though. But there aren't many of you.
Who forbade them? Their parents?
The authorities. Jeez, at least read Wikipedia)
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#46745
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The Lupercalia celebrations ended with a peculiar lottery. Teenage girls wrote their names on slips of paper and placed them in a large urn, and then each man drew a slip from the urn. The girl whose name a man drew became his sexual partner for the entire year until the next celebrations. Thus, people associated the holiday with free love and other sexual relations with minors.
Cool, I want such a holiday.
Where did you find this copypasta?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#46746
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Where did you find this copypasta?
In your own article from Lurk, lol.
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#46747
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Lol, I barely read it.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#46749
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LUPERKAL!
Is he a heretic?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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