Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Well, if it weren't for Valya, we wouldn't have gotten married. And we probably wouldn't have had many children... Which means there wouldn't be 7 billion people.

Um, well, I mean, less than half of these 7 billion people haven't heard of Valya, which doesn't stop them from getting married regularly. The sacrament of marriage existed long before him, even in the Old Testament.