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Elves always interfere with my plans to conquer the world! In every game, they always hinder evil. Why is there such injustice?
At least there is one game where evil kills all good and wins.
Elves should be cute, with big ears and large breasts; everything else is unnecessary. There shouldn't be any male elves.
I see myself as a pony
After 800 years, the elves will become extinct
These are sprites; you're quite the elf expert.
I understand; they're sometimes referred to as elves, though it's technically incorrect.
Personally, I like elves, but I don't like how they are portrayed in most worlds. I don't like these androgynous friends of the forest; I don't like that type. Why do I like elves? Well, I can only say that it's because of their pointed ears, eternal (or quite long) youth, and possibly their inclination towards magic.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I don't like the current state of the Elves. High Elves, ... Elves. The list can go on forever. Just like with dragons, you take any adjective, add "Elf," and a new race is ready! Profit!