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Single choice Closed 2011-12-03
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F\*\*king Russia
10.5% 2 votes
General catering is fair. Russia
0% 0 votes
LSDpr
5.3% 1 vote
For the motherland, for Stalin, for the Communist Party of the Russian Federation!
0% 0 votes
I vote for ponies
47.4% 9 votes
No, seriously, it's that pink one, with wings
5.3% 1 vote
Alakhanbar! Netama passport!
31.6% 6 votes
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#1
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So, judging by the reports from the information bureau, voting has already begun in the far north, on long-haul ships, and in psychiatric hospitals, which means we are happy to welcome you to polling station №1488 of all HeroesLand! Make yourselves at home, ladies and gentlemen. Only on this wonderful day can one forget about rising prices, the AIDS epidemic, NATO globalization, and get a free ticket to the cinema on 2ch! Today is the day when all your pink, hitherto apolitical dreams are destined to come true, and you have the honor of actually (yes, yes) influencing the course of the elections. So, thanks to friendly ties with shmele

I managed to establish a special exchange rate for votes for Khvshechka. Since we have a monarchy, in the best traditions, 1 vote of each ХВ user equals 5.000.000. votes of ordinary mortal Russians. After early voting, our votes will be merged with the others and this will really affect the results. So, the choice is yours. Vote or drop dead!

Shmele, did I get everything right?

Thought so.
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#2
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plot No. 1488
Is this plot located near kindergarten No. 14/88?
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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#3
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No, it's at the oncology center. You know, the government doesn't have a lot of extra space.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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Haven't watched My Little Pony.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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I haven't watched it either, but in any case, he's better than all the other candidates combined. :)
 

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Ponies are stupid.

Now the holy war and BD wars will begin.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#8
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Suggests voting correctly :) Found a bunch of calendars on the windowsill (not at home).

Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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Suggests voting correctly. Found a bunch of calendars on the windowsill (not at home).
Are United Russia suggesting voting for the apple? Something new :)
 

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Amko, you and your ponies don't have an election platform. But seriously, I'm going to vote for the technocrats, specifically Mr. Morozov, if they are on the list.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день