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So, judging by the reports from the information bureau, voting has already begun in the far north, on long-haul ships, and in psychiatric hospitals, which means we are happy to welcome you to polling station №1488 of all HeroesLand! Make yourselves at home, ladies and gentlemen. Only on this wonderful day can one forget about rising prices, the AIDS epidemic, NATO globalization, and get a free ticket to the

I managed to establish a special exchange rate for votes for Khvshechka. Since we have a monarchy, in the best traditions, 1 vote of each ХВ user equals 5.000.000. votes of ordinary mortal Russians. After early voting, our votes will be merged with the others and this will really affect the results. So, the choice is yours. Vote
Shmele, did I get everything right?

Thought so.