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Ah, yes.

I haven't had a drink in 20 years and I don't plan to.

I can only imagine how your body processes liquids...

Using fruits and vegetables, it’s obvious!

This isn’t a mafia-themed forum; there’s no interest in off-topic chatter here.

Accept your bitter defeat.

This isn't a mafia-themed forum; there's no interest in off-topic chatter.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I don’t like this series.

Hos, where did you get the first quote in your signature? Didn't Hwshnik write it? I'd like to add it to my quote collection.
By the way, it looks very much like I wrote it, but I don't remember doing so.

Why did you decide that this is a quote?

Because it's in quotation marks; usually, quotes are written that way, while something interesting in a signature is written without them.

This phrase is a compilation of expressions by Vistrit regarding the meaning of my posts in game 32.

Okay, thank you.

Brrr, I didn't know initiations in other universities could be so terrifying... hey guys, who's dragging the chubby guy to the ballast? girls, run around the boys, stick your hands in a bucket of worms, how about some spicy adjika, play patty-cake with a tree, oh yes, oh yes, you don't know the molar mass of trinitrotoluene? Eat dog food! Oh, it's the student union coming, everyone lie down, pray, and kiss the iron! Who's lagging behind? Eat garlic. And now, let's go to the broken glass. HOLY BISHOP, ALLOW THESE SINFUL SOULS TO PASS THE TEST IN THE NAME OF CATALYSIS, KISS THE RECTOR'S PORTRAIT, SUCK MILK, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN INITIATED!!!1

I don't know how terrifying the initiation ceremony was at my university. (
According to reviews, it was rather dull, although there weren't any worms involved, as far as I know.

Well, to be honest, there weren't even worms, just pasta in jelly. They were simply lucky – the dean's office allocated funds and an entire building, so in such cases, everything works out. But don't despair, Amko, even if there isn't a proper organization, they might just beat up the freshmen in an alley.