Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Brrr, I didn't know initiations in other universities could be so terrifying... hey guys, who's dragging the chubby guy to the ballast? girls, run around the boys, stick your hands in a bucket of worms, how about some spicy adjika, play patty-cake with a tree, oh yes, oh yes, you don't know the molar mass of trinitrotoluene? Eat dog food! Oh, it's the student union coming, everyone lie down, pray, and kiss the iron! Who's lagging behind? Eat garlic. And now, let's go to the broken glass. HOLY BISHOP, ALLOW THESE SINFUL SOULS TO PASS THE TEST IN THE NAME OF CATALYSIS, KISS THE RECTOR'S PORTRAIT, SUCK MILK, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN INITIATED!!!1