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Yeah, yeah, ideas are sexy too.

Morni, what cyborgs are you talking about? The Lord said he wants a 'brain transplant'. I said that the cells must be identical, otherwise the person will become dull. The Lord said it's better to become dull but live forever. I objected. What cyborgs?
General Zet, everything is legal, with the support of the patriarch, the Pope, and Putin.

I don't remember that.

People tend to forget too often. Sometimes this happens with very important things and moments. People are inherently foolish and repeat their mistakes. Only a few are able to avoid repeating mistakes, and even fewer manage to avoid making them altogether. These people are wise and understand that every event, or even a series of events, is very important in life. We cannot return to these moments, and everything that follows depends on how we act, whether it's just a fleeting episode or an entire story that a person has forgotten or pretends to have forgotten.

What do you think about this, have you heard about it yet?
Google News
Original source, as far as I understand.

Oh, God-Emperor! A whole 60 nanoseconds!))

You destroyed my cozy little world. How am I supposed to live now?

and I didn't watch it, and my world is still intact.

It’s unlikely to change anything. The world won’t turn upside down. Although, maybe this is the beginning of the end…

I'm sure it's a mistake. Almost.

It might not mean much to us, but it's quite a lot for theoretical physics.

And so what? Indeed, the Maya predicted the end of the world. And scientists have found a way to overcome the speed of light. It's a rather unique interpretation.

//Hmm... gentlemen, is entry to the Academy free, or are there fees, trials, a dungeon with traps testing intelligence, and other cool things to weed out the unworthy?

http://press.web.cern.ch/press/PressReleases/Releases2011/PR19.11E.html
This is the CERN press release. It's probably the original, as CERN was the one who did it.

If this isn't a mistake, considering that some time ago, an Italian named Rossi supposedly managed to achieve cold fusion (he himself isn't sure how or why this thing produces such a result, so he's not claiming great success yet), then... we can say that the Maya predicted the beginning of the era of space exploration.

These Native Americans simply ran out of calendar space. Did any of these Native Americans personally say, "*damn, the world will end in 2012!"??? A person is, in a crude sense, a herd animal; one crazy scientist who was excavating said something like that, about someone's end in 2012, saying that the Native Americans would have created a calendar that lasted until the end of time (9999999999999999999999999999... year). If these primitive people's calendar ended on a different date, there would be the same nonsense, for example, in the year 4000 or 2062.

The people are primitive, yes, but there is a theory that the Maya were somehow connected to Atlantis.