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My first joke, which I came up with myself: Two friends are talking: X and Y. X: Hey, Y! Y: Hey, X! X: How are you doing? Y: Not bad. How about you? X: Same here. How's your "best friend"? Y: He's okay, just works and freezes often. X: Have you taken him to the doctor? Y: Why? It won't help. My dad's also like that, he freezes too. X: Ah, I see. I have the same problem with my "best friend." He's been seeing double and hallucinating lately. Y: Who made it? X: Some Samsung. Who made yours? Y: Some Depo! Suddenly, Z walks up. Z: What are you guys talking about again, computers and TVs? And the moral of the story is: people often call technology their best friends and talk about it as if it were a person! Now it's your turn. You have to MAKE UP and write your own jokes here. We accept any jokes:D

Haha, well done! I laughed a lot! Here's a plus for your karma.

Morni, and can I post a facepalm now?

Morni, there's nothing funny about it here. You can even revert it. I just wrote it by accident. There's something similar on VKontakte, but no one laughs about it (But there's another one, from reality!!
So, I was at a friend's house, and we were playing the game "Faith." We finished the game. Out of boredom, we threw away all the items (there were about 100 of them) and went to a location. We arrived, and after a second, we saw: there was nothing there.
I said: "Well, that's something..."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "The cleaners did a really good job; look, not a single artifact, good cleaners."
Then we laughed for 10 minutes. But we were only 11 years old then, and now we're 12))) I don't know, I personally don't find it funny anymore.

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Rimpel, sure, here's a plus for you.

What is your problem? I liked the joke.

Well, you know, I have a reflex: when a crowd does something, no matter what, and one person does what needs to be done, I always side with the crowd because I don't want to be morally condemned by them.

Well, I see you don't have your own opinion, is that so?
And besides, not just one, but two. I liked it too.

damn(()((()()()()() I don't know whether to be happy or panic? Happy because 2 people already liked it, sad because there are still more people who didn't laugh - 15......

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And now, especially for those who like my jokes:
Two friends are talking about this and that:
1: Yeah, summer is over, autumn has begun.
2: And what's so bad about that?
1: Well, you know, my...
2: What is it?
1: My "best friend" is starting to prepare for hibernation!
2: Oh, interesting. Why?
1: I don't know, my dad did something, and now every winter he goes into standby mode and doesn't turn on!((((my computer((
2: Have you tried clicking the mouse?...
The beginning of winter, the computer goes into standby mode.
1: Come on, wake up! (and clicked)! Oh, a miracle!
And the computer speaks in a human voice:
Computer: Read my brand - it says "bear"! So I have to go into standby mode for the winter! Don't wake me up until spring!

Really cool, man, you're awesome!))))))))))))))))))))) Write some more jokes!

prostite ya ne nashël nuzhnoĭ temy gde mozhno pomenyatʹ knopki v geroyah chtoby kogda demony prizyvayut chertyeĭ iz ada mozhno bylo ih skeletami rubitʹ s pomoshchʹyu magii

The guy is 12 years old, and you're posting pictures like that.

An unrealistic anecdote, 100% true.

Tell your own, realistic story.

Two guys are walking along the seashore when they suddenly see a shark. They dive underwater and take a look – it’s an inflatable rubber shark, and a person is just hanging onto it. They walk on, and suddenly a huge shark swims by. They think it’s rubber again and keep walking. A minute later, there are no sharks at all. Another minute later, they see a huge shark, they go to take a closer look, and it’s another rubber shark, but this time with two people, one of whom is holding a deflated shark in one hand.

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So, whose joke is this?

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So, I thought about it and decided: I will divide jokes into three parts: based on reality, dialogue-based, and narrative. Sometimes they may be mixed. A real-life incident. I was walking down the street to the store. I went in, bought something, and as I approached the entrance to my building, I saw that repair work was being done there. One of the workers said: - I could really use some bread and salt right now. And I just happened to be carrying that. He must have seen what I had, and he pounced on me: - Hey, can you spare some? - This isn't for me or you; it's for my mom to make cutlets. - How about I be your mom's cutlet? - Haha. Funny, but no. Then three other guys come up. - If one of us can't get it, we'll take it together, all four of us! And I just ran home. That's basically what happened. Then I see my classmate walking by with tomatoes, cucumbers, bread, and water!!!! You can imagine what happened next...

Was he robbed and beaten?